doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

The boundaries of zip codes are public. So stand in just the right spot lean just so and you can honestly say

"My tits are so big they're in a different zip code than the rest of me"

Mom's gonna lose her shit though. This killed one of her brothers.

Though that case was a very, very weird one which probably ended up in a medical journal.

So they didn't put it into the system to avoid freaking me out, calling instead.

A. Hi my body, my data
B. this caused phone tag which was INFINITELY MORE STRESSFUL than the result could possibly have been

Yes even if it was melanoma! Which it is! I just get cheese gratered of doom surgery on it, it's *fine*, this is horror movie rules medical office- not knowing is always worse.

I know everyone is overworked but waiting for almost a week and still not hearing anything is annoying.

I would like to know if that biopsy was skin cancer or not plz :/

Achievement unlocked: mountain is out from the left

Portland streets are weird. Center bike lanes! Roads that look like dedicated tramlines but aren't!

current commission idea..

Someone has just been turned into a pooltoy, and is being held by a friend who's holding their valve open to deflate the new toy!

Not for storage, though. Turns out freshly TF'd pooltoy air is infectious, as friend #2 who's standing in the airstream is finding out

"Do not AWwooo; fine being turned into a cat"

*cat awoos*

damnit bob!

@antifuchs is it really a zero day if there's been a partial patch out for over a year? >.>

There's something especially hilarious about a Rimworld colonist having a tantrum and hiding in their room...because they're a raider we haven't conquered anyone recently

"if I can't conquer them I'm going to go conquer...my BED."

@Phorm additional curse: Ms Butterworth genie. Except it's not magic smoke it's *syrup*.

Cue frantic search for a better bottle before the magic sticky goo finds you :D

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm haha that does explain why several of these disappeared

(also yes, asking FA to make sense or have a sensible UI or code that's not fucked is unpossible :D)

Thing I want right now: Sites and apps to learn what block should mean- that they can't see or interact with you AND VICE VERSA (except to see your profile to block you too)

This post brought to you by that one guy on FA who insists he's totes not an alt right but spends 99% of his journals shitting on Disney for daring to have woman leads, linking to alt-right Youtubers, and saying things like "guess you kicked out the orange man, but did you think of the consequences?!" on Jan 25th 2021.

Because a social media site banned someone.

I really need to get a script to just auto-whiteout his posts so I'm not tempted to mock him in any journal post I see his stuff in.

@ElectricKeet Probably still safer than whatever they're running on there normally..

The Star Trek teleporter problem, except you're in a universe where reincarnation is a thing so the universe just goes "uh did I just segfault?" and throws your soul to the new body

Interesting. Mastodon let's you edit posts- but if an instance doesn't have that feature from fork or old update, the original just displays instead