I wish you a good day!!!!!!

I'm always forgetting to tell people I wish them a good day, so here's a wish for you

Or just angrily shouts at them to charge their phone

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Idea for a bot:

Scans images that are screenshots from mobile devices. The scan checks to see what the battery level is, and, depending on the percentage, reminds people to charge their mobile device.

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money 

I'm gonna piss through so much money these next two months between fixing my car and this surgery

better call saul season finale spoilers 

I didn't know what was happening for a good minute there near the end but then oh shit Chuck's probably dead

Does anyone else take random words from Smash Mouth lyrics and replace them with "smash" and "mouth"?

update: I have bronchitis, and "insult to injury" (doc's words), my childhood asthma decided to resurface as a result. Should be temporary but I'm using an inhaler and antibiotics now and hooooly smokes what a difference it is

still sick, gross 

I'm thankful as heck that my doctor has an opening today because I've been dealing with these symptoms alone for about a week (two and a half weeks with overall illness) which is incredibly rare for a typical cold

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still sick, gross 

last two days have mostly been fine.

I decided to forego decongestants for an antihistamine instead to see if it could be allergies but

I woke up having a hard time breathing and I think I was lowkey choking mucus or some other fluid. I took a decongestant to try and settle down and it seems to be helping.

Still if I was actually sleeping and not just napping I'd probably wake up coughing for 45 minutes straight again like when I took a cough suppressant.

nsfw 

Handjobs just don't really do it for me with a lot of guys and I kinda hate that?

But I just don't want to really mack on someone I'm not in love with?? I just want to be a savage beast of sorts???

Better Call Saul spoilers 

I can't help but root for Jimmy in this ep. Just the right amount of scummy.

Kim though :(

I can say "fuck" here and not get banned, right?

"Oh let me just get this error message off your screen"

*over 3 billion devices run java*

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