I wish you a good day!!!!!!

I'm always forgetting to tell people I wish them a good day, so here's a wish for you

Or just angrily shouts at them to charge their phone

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Idea for a bot:

Scans images that are screenshots from mobile devices. The scan checks to see what the battery level is, and, depending on the percentage, reminds people to charge their mobile device.

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money 

I'm gonna piss through so much money these next two months between fixing my car and this surgery

@rowkey@mastodon.art Shake it to find out!

@wolfteeth sounds like my grandfather, but replace cat with Pomeranian

@ThatVeryQuinn@witches.town Aes is boss as heck. Always crazy to see live too. And his music videos are always a trip.

better call saul season finale spoilers 

I didn't know what was happening for a good minute there near the end but then oh shit Chuck's probably dead

Does anyone else take random words from Smash Mouth lyrics and replace them with "smash" and "mouth"?

update: I have bronchitis, and "insult to injury" (doc's words), my childhood asthma decided to resurface as a result. Should be temporary but I'm using an inhaler and antibiotics now and hooooly smokes what a difference it is

still sick, gross 

I'm thankful as heck that my doctor has an opening today because I've been dealing with these symptoms alone for about a week (two and a half weeks with overall illness) which is incredibly rare for a typical cold

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