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You say “bullshitting”, I say “executive disinformation”

Creative professional life hack: if you live in the United States and are wondering how much to charge for creative labor, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics keeps records of hourly wage estimates by occupation: bls.gov/oes/current/oes_nat.ht

Find what you do, find how much people get paid for it, and multiply by how many hours it takes you to do a thing. And if you want to charge less than that, invent things to sell that take fewer hours, because you deserve to be paid fairly.

- 🎒

This is the most ridiculously Photoshopped product photo I've seen in a while.

Periodic reminder that "Just google it" is dangerous advice. You're asking someone with professed ignorance of a topic to wade through a sea of adversarial SEO hacks and deliberate misinformation. This is how people fall for e.g. the propaganda from Autism Speaks.

The feminine urge to cut off all contact with the living and solely take the council and company of spirits as you grow more inscrutable and strange every day until you leave your flesh behind too and begins a legend told in hushed breaths

low poly grapes are how you make box wine

RT @AnaMardoll@twitter.com

Safety First: Tonight is the Solstice so please remember to not make any bargains with, or to accept any gifts from, fae creatures after darkness falls.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AnaMardoll/status/

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor

I have never seen Bugs Bunny and El-ahrairah in the same room, I'm just saying

Do you think cookies are bad? Something worse is yet to come:

Google is using its exceptionally powerful position to make *the browser itself* analyze your browsing behavior and serve that on a plate in the form of "cohorts" to anyone interested.

They are transforming Chrome into a "browsing-history-passport".

Delete Chrome. Now.

You'll find more details & a test whether you are already FLoCed here: eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/goog

Wearing that slightly blank expression you have when you're so ace/aro you don't understand what left or right swipes are actually for

I stopped believing in pacifism when I realized that even if it saves my soul or makes me feel good or whatever, I don't get to choose that sacrifice for other people

the existence of radiohead implies the existence of videohead, which in turn implies that videohead killed radiohead, and got away scott free with the murder, and nobody even suspects them
in this essay i will - *is dragged off stage by mysterious black suited men*

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