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[1.Ch.] D&D Shitpost 

fired: dice jail
hired: dice therapy
inspired: dice support animals

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Programmer: "Just for fun, and because I got both drunk and high over the weekend, I programmed an enigma machine emulator in Java."
VPN Marketer: "Awesome! Plug it into our VPN and we'll call it military grade encryption"

@noiob I love that guy's stuff! He's thorough as heck, and his humor is charming and goofy (well, for me that's kinda the same thing).

@hystericempress Yay, cool discourse about expanding robot furries fighting for anarchocommunism!

It's definitely not the smallest niche I've seen. :)

making instant coffee while waiting for my tea to brew....

collateral damage of misandry (Tumblr link, 381 words, discussion of a whole lot of bigotries) 

packbat.tumblr.com/post/177765

from the OP:
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posts about how men are trash rarely, if ever, reach their target audience (straight cis allo men). instead, they hurt already marginalized groups like:

* trans men, who have to defend against the view that men are predatory and so they are predatory and that their desire to be a man is hurting women. this applies double to straight and mspec trans men
* trans women, who know that any post talking about “males” is actually about them and have to deal with being misgendered and considered predatory in real life, and have been gaslit by terfs into thinking that all men and all males are bad, so they are bad. this applies double to gay trans women
* mspec men who experience attraction to women, and unlike gay men cannot escape being considered a part of the male gaze. who are distrusted and reviled in queer and lgbtq+ spaces all the time due to being considered a threat to women and woman aligned people
* arospec men (of any orientation), who are considered extra predatory due to their lack of romantic attraction
* masc aligned nb people, who struggle with feeling like their attraction is bad due to their masculinity
* mspec women who are attracted to men, who are told by people (often but not always or solely, lesbians) that any abuse that happens to them is their own fault for having a relationship with a guy, or a consequence of being attracted to men.
* male survivors of assault, CSA, and rape, who must contend with their own feelings about their sexuality and the abuse they experienced and are especially vulnerable to the narrative that men are predatory (goes again for each marginalized group you are a part of)
* mentally ill amab people with intrusive thoughts who already struggle with feeling like they are going to hurt somebody, and are hurt when people say that men are inherently predatory; and autistic amab people who struggle with social interaction.
* men of colour, who are considered a threat to whiteness and white womanhood. this goes again if they are mentality ill/ND, mspec, arospec, or a survivor.

every post about how men are trash is punching down, not up.

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer asked me, “What’s your biggest weakness?”

I said, “Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

The interviewer asked, “Could you give me an example?”

I said, “Yes, I could.”

BOOM BOOM

drugs, cultural appropriatiobn (lack thereof) 

the funniest story I know about cultural appropriation is a girl I went to high school with who, three acid trips in a row, saw Ganesha pushing through the wall like it was latex, and all three times she was like "No, Ganesha, thank you for thinking of me but I'm not Hindu and nope, we're not doing this," and then he left

one of these days i'm oing to try to come up with some color patterns that are more appealing than "cycle through RGB at max brightness" because everyone designing glowy things should hire a graphic designer stat and if they won't then i'll do it myself

this is the best thing you’ll read all week 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳

I have a magic rectangle. One side of it is metal, the other glass. Inside it are crystals of exceptional fineness, metal etched into intricate patterns, and traces of many exotic elements, all from different faraway lands. Symbols appear on the glass, and if touched in the right order, many wondrous and terrible things can happen. Just as often, they do not, and I have to spend an hour working out which part of the ritual I messed up.

People who don't know the difference between entymology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

🎵 mister sandman, the mighty sandman, he brings a dream to meeee

@mmsword Ugh. At least you can see what's already been posted there and look for answers, though. WorldAnvil says "Join our Discord!" as though I want to try for real-time support on monetized IRC... or "Report a bug!" which goes to a Jira page that only allows to send a bug report, not look at existing issues.

Attention software/site developers:

Neither Discord nor Twitter are substitutes for a user forum.

Also, I shouldn't have to create a login somewhere to view an issue tracker.

Huskybot Dream Theater CW: Dream transphobia 

@kelseyhusky Ouch, that's a bitter note in what was... pleasant, but still a dream of work. (Don't they already get enough hours from ya?)

But good on dream-you for standing up for yourself! I hope waking-you never has to deal with that kind of bullshit. many hugs!

Crazy Quarters Arcade Streams.... TONIGHT! at 7 PM 

Tonight! at 7 PM PST!
CRAZY QUARTERS ARCADE OPENS ITS DOORS ONCE MORE!
Long thought abandoned behind a disused Hollywood Video in a strip mall scheduled for demolition for about two decades now... a team of elite hackers has restored three of the WEIRDEST arcade titles for your viewing pleasure - and participation!
- Ninja Baseball Bat Man: In a baseball themed world, four baseball-themed brawlers walk right and beat up more baseball-themed everything.
- Pu Li Ru La: Words are not sufficient to describe how batshit this brawler is.
- Quiz and Dragons: Who needs Jackbox when you can play D&D by answering obscure 70s and 80s trivia questions instead of combat! Audience participation encouraged!

Come one, come all, but... bring your quarters.
twitch.tv/crazystreamtime

tiny brain: x-men was about gays

medium brain: x-men didn't communicate a queer experience because being a mutant was too overtly empowering

large brain: hey actually it's really fucked-up that we've decided to define queerness by disempowerment

galaxy brain: jubilee lesbian

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