misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

Adding flavoring to mediocre coffee to mask its low quality is known as a Potemkin spice latte

Aaaa cute. Comic about visiting your past, pre-transition self http://allosaurusfragilis.tumblr.com/post/176976406631/amp?__twitter_impression=true

spat, n. : (informal) A petty quarrel.

Origin: acronym for "Several People Are Typing." First known use: 2013, slack.com.

Fake HTML tags (e.g., <deadpan></deadpan>) can be incredibly useful in primarily text-based communication mediums, as they allow you to add a blatantly obvious "tone of voice" to what you're saying. For people with autism like myself, and those with similar processing quirks, that extra context data can sometimes be the difference between laughter and feeling like the butt of the joke.

Not sayin' you have to use 'em, but keep 'em in mind, hey? 💙

Also a periodic reminder that Planned Parenthood is a source of HRT in most places in the US, they are informed consent and use your preferred name and pronouns!

Oh and except for like Arkansas they take Medicaid and most insurance 💕

if a dry shave
is not your dream,
come to our street
for good shaving cream:

Burmash Ave.

No one calls a podcast a "blindness-accessible article" but they ARE. Once you start reframing use-cases like this, the world of design opens up to you, instead of closing off. That is the power of accessibility.

Me, playing resource gathering games on weekends:
"Okay I need to pause time here so I can set up the most efficient gathering techniques to get this done as quickly as possible"

Me in real life on weekends:
*falls out of bed with a ✨paff✨at noon, makes a sound similar to the one Wall•E makes when they're low on battery, knocks phone to the floor when reaching for it*

“Only 170 days till I get to see you again.”

“Darling, I’m on Mars, remember? It's only 165 days for me.”

“What about Titan days? Then it's only 10.6!”

“You know, I like to think of it in Venus days. Then I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“Pfff! In Venus days, this relationship is technically still a one night stand.”

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

seattle folks: if you see anything recruiting people to meetings for the “full service workers alliance” it’s an astroturf group trying to roll back secure scheduling laws and cut the minimum wage

Reminder that "blockchain" is the thing where Ken parries every hit of Chun-Li's critical art

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

Boss: "What have you been working on?"
Me:

What with the nature of Mastodon, I wonder how easy it would be to set up an instance that is an in-character RPG. Like, modern setting, Urban fantasy, sci-fi, horror, something like that, where the instance host is the GM.

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What the autocorrect giveth,
The autocorrupt taketh away.
They are one and the same.

by performing repeated backwards long jumps against the custom emoji picker, you can clip through the federated timeline and into an unused instance

Mutant Standard 0.3.0!

- First release where non-Unicode Std. emoji have been encoded, paving the way for your gay and furry emoji to be usable anywhere
- Bigger colour modifier range, and many are now permanent
- More readable latin fonts, unboxed arrows, better objects and smilies
- New gender symbols and pride flags
- Easier to use download packages

Demo
https://mutant.tech/demo

Download
https://mutant.tech/use

More info
https://blog.mutant.tech/index.php/2018/08/25/mutant-standard-0-3-0/

#emoji #furry #queer #pride