misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

Hot take: 'Black Friday' is the whitest holiday of them all.

Industry Professional (n)
A person who knows how to speak intelligently about the specific sort of fucking about they're doing.

whenever you fave someone's posts it's like snap clapping at a poetry open mic

Lay's Computer Memory Chips, now in Cool RAMch and All DDR3ssed flavors

Actual thing I've said: "How many of these do I have to buy to get *one*?"

for the record i'm not really a fan of "joyfriend" as the NB version of "girl/boyfriend", but that's only because we already have "datefriend", "partner", "fuckbuddy", "confidante" and "nemesis"

the deligitimization of derivative works as "fanfiction" is a result of the late-capitalistic institution of extremely long copyright terms. In this essay I will

i have drunk
the milkshake
that was in
your yard

and which
you were probably
using
to attract boys

damn right
it was delicious
so much better
than mine

Safe sex, Human rights, Put an end to gunfights
Ungender birth certificates, free healthcare for all
Intersectionality, build up the community,
No one should need money to feel like they belong

Intelligent tax and spend, homelessness has to end
Say yes to consent, spay and neuter pets
Let us all pee in peace, climate change needs to cease
Stop the cops, end the wars, everybody go vote

We’ve got a queer agenda...

#drawings so far today. Bounty hunter and cavalier.

If you haven't seen the campaign and are curious... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/miketiv/rad-chess

Thanks!

Turns out it was still hooked up to my computer all along, oops.

Anyway, I wasn't joking about making a new voicemail greeting. Here's a history of my voicemail jingles:

Jan 2011: http://junk.sockpuppet.us/songlets/answering-machine.mp3
Sep 2018: http://junk.sockpuppet.us/songlets/answering-machine-2.mp3
Nov 2019: http://junk.sockpuppet.us/songlets/answering-machine-3.mp3

Paddle de Pong

A mashup between Panel de Pon (Tetris Attack) and Pong.

🎵 When the moon hits your pie and you suddenly die,
That's Majora 🎶