misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

Trick question! Even we have no idea anymore. It used to mean something, but we all forgot. It doesn't matter, 'cause we're all just doing whatever we want anyhow, and labels only lead to suffering, and why bother suffering when we could be uploading our minds into liquid computers poured into Klein bottles shaped like half-dingo-half-cockatiel samovars or something like that?

THE MORE YOU KNOW

It's bad enough that every café in this damn town feels the need to play music at levels slightly louder than would allow for conversation, but it should be plain illegal to play music that has lyrics in the same way it's illegal to smoke at bus stops, you know? Tryin' to breathe, here! Tryin' to think!

If I had a nickel for every time I have accidentally cleared out a toot I was typing up by clicking on something else interesting that popped up in my home timeline, I'd have enough nickels to buy a pad of sticky notes and a pen I could use to write a reminder not to do that.

But then I'd be paying in nickels. How gauche!

Source Code Pro, as a note. So it's not the _most_ terrible choice. Its just... ugly. Maybe they had a better one in mind and forgot to install it and that's the fallback?

Am I the only one watching #AGDQ2018 and wondering why they put all that effort into a new look for the "interface" stuff if they were just gonna go with that terrible font for all the text?

Yup. Nothing quite like having an attempt to work on creative stuff derailed because some bit of undocumented insanity-based myopic-coder UI led me down the wrong path for a couple hours.

I'm sure it made sense to them at the time! *bangs head repeatedly on keyboard*

—and this time it's music I'd bookmarked some time ago and then only just finally listened to. The album, yes, but especially this one track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7UqVz1dRc&index=7&list=PL0U93OwjD1DJMKgaFIJtMZiH7Z0frKotD

I'm not going to call this soundtrack revolutionary or anything, but this is the sort of schmaltz that will always get me to smile a lot and dance in my chair a little.

I think that's why I flatten my chair cushions so fast. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

tired: Internet of Things
wired: Internet of Bricks
inspired: Internet of Coffeemakers Mining Cryptocurrency

"Go get me a glass of water. And a glass of shut-the-fuck-up. One of them is for me."

"Yeah, and the other is what I'll pour on your head."

#twuwuv
#😺❤🐰

Ah, thought of another bonus to this – it would make it even more intuitive that a CW counts against total toot length!

What if:
1) Type a toot as normal in the box large enough to comfortably edit things.
2) Press CW button.
3) First "paragraph" of toot – everything before the first explicit ␍ and/or ␊ or whatever you kids are using these days – is automatically moved into the CW box!

And as a bonus:
4) Press CW button to turn it off...
5) ...and whatever's in the CW box is automatically inserted into the main text box for convenient editing.

Thoughts?