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What with the nature of Mastodon, I wonder how easy it would be to set up an instance that is an in-character RPG. Like, modern setting, Urban fantasy, sci-fi, horror, something like that, where the instance host is the GM.

Shit what Keet says 

What the autocorrect giveth,
The autocorrupt taketh away.
They are one and the same.

mastodon pro tip 

by performing repeated backwards long jumps against the custom emoji picker, you can clip through the federated timeline and into an unused instance :emblem_eggman:

Mutant Standard 0.3.0!

- First release where non-Unicode Std. emoji have been encoded, paving the way for your gay and furry emoji to be usable anywhere
- Bigger colour modifier range, and many are now permanent
- More readable latin fonts, unboxed arrows, better objects and smilies
- New gender symbols and pride flags
- Easier to use download packages

Demo
mutant.tech/demo

Download
mutant.tech/use

More info
blog.mutant.tech/index.php/201

#emoji #furry #queer #pride

"Can you teach me to change shapes?"
"I wish I could," the shapeshifter said, "I wish everyone could try shapes until they found a few they like."
"A few?"
"Or maybe one. But most of us have a few we are really at home in."
"You're almost always a cat."
"It's one of what I am."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I'M OPENING FOR MUSIC COMMISSIONS 

DANTE MUST JAM (40 dollars per 30s): At this level of complexity, I expect to be spending serious time on rewrites, automation, and effects. Contained in this supercut are selections from my UPCOMING EP which should give you a taste in my confidence here. dropbox.com/s/dbzso523j5u1v9j/

Further details about usage rights, how to commission like a pro, et cetera, will be followed up in unlisted toots attached to this one.

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I'M OPENING FOR MUSIC COMMISSIONS 

Looking for that hot jam for your ringtone, your roleplaying session, your character's theme song, your media project, et cetera? I'm now offering compositions in a series of tiers for your convenience:

MILD (15 dollars per 30s):
Music based upon strong loops, without complicated harmony or automation. Samples: dropbox.com/s/iqif04pdgrt7pp4/

SPICY (25 dollars per 30s):
This is where I begin sweating automation/serious harmony. Samples: dropbox.com/s/u45508bz0guyjqy/

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Just thinking of how in the late 80s we'd generate fake landscapes on our computers by dividing the screen into four rectangles, randomly moving the center spot up or down some, then subdividing each of the rectangles and repeating the process, then coloring in all the stuff at a height below zero as water blue and the stuff above zero as Brown or Other Brown or Grey or Other Grey.

So you can see why SimCity and Tetris were such big things when they came out.

I take the aux cord, and, without breaking eye contact, slowly insert it into my mouth. There is static, and then... the sound of waves. The car slows to a stop. I speak, now, over the radio. "We won't find real music on these human roads."

You nod. It's time to go.

Kickstarter Ask 

48 hours left to back my driving / hacking / shooting / vector display / arcade game.

kickstarter.com/projects/miket

Tag someone who'd love it.

#gameing #gamedev

The spacecraft function (semiotic) symbols for the movie Alien and subsequent series, designed by Ron Cobb

It's amazing how these are clearly distinct at a distance and easy to remember

Testing mastodon's audio upload stuff

This is a Famicom (MMC5) version of _Beware the Mushroom Forest_ from Super Mario RPG that we made years and years ago

If you see two or more #Amaroq apps on the store, the one that has the most release history is the real one. 👍 Look for the doggo 🐺

appsto.re/us/OfFxib.i

If you accidentally downloaded a scam version, I cannot guarantee what it’s doing under the hood. I suggest revoking access to the app *immediately*.

Looks like I need to consider a backup plan in case I don't hear back on the tiny house.

Is there anyone in South or West Seattle looking for a roommate? My job is in SODO and I'm looking for an easy commute.

hey!!! any #advertisers #thinkfluencers on masto?? im willing to sell sponsored posts on my account.

terms and conditions: i will not actually post any of your terrible adverts and i will just take all your money and i will paypal it to people on here who are in financial distress

IWUPAC Conventions 

@Xinjinmeng

As recognized by the IWUPAC (International Wishes and Urges Pan-entity Assessment Committee), wishes are to be granted in order of increasing Wish Priority according to the following list:

1 - Idle Wishes
2 - Wishbone Wishes
3 - Coin-in-fountain Wishes
4 - Idle Wishes (Fate-tempting)
5 - Birthday Cake Wishes
6 - Shooting Star Wishes
7 - Skee Lo
8 - Wishing Well Wishes
9 - Wishing Well Wishes (Cursed)
10 - Collective Resonance Wishes (Crowds, Cults, etc)
11 - Golden Sphere in the Exclusion Zone
12 - Genie Wishes
13 - Monkey Paw Wishes
14 - [Universe:~ $Diety$ Sudo mkwish

Note that exceptions and other special circumstances may arise, altering priority order - For example, wishes made by the pure of heart are typically granted at a higher priority than otherwise would be normally, and wishes made by malicious parties will additionally be granted in higher priority (though with twisted intent).

Super Metroid (SNES) romhack – Metroid: Super Zero Mission 

But, er... be warned. It's hard. I've been save-scumming. Okay, I've actually been making excessive use of RetroArch's realtime reqind feature because there are so many "oops, now I get to go the long way back around" one-way passages. It's fun, but a serious challenge and not one to bring your completionist in-game-saves-only ethic to. It's _way_ more fun if you let yourself have plenty of second chances.

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