misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

dragon scale armour...

#dragon #scales #armour #cosplay #arms #hands #claws #animatedgif

I love this from @ MelindaEdits on birdsite:

Difficulty Levels, ascending order:

Intro to Complex Analysis

Intro to Real Analysis

Nintendo Hard

Getting A Nerd To Understand Why Answering Someone Who Says 'I Can't Stand Hearing ___' With Exactly That ____, While Maybe Funny In A Comedy Sketch, Is Not Funny When You Do It To An Actual Person

Hey.

Whoever catches this:

You're doing good. The world is hard but you're doing your best in it.

I'm proud of you.

Adding flavoring to mediocre coffee to mask its low quality is known as a Potemkin spice latte

Aaaa cute. Comic about visiting your past, pre-transition self http://allosaurusfragilis.tumblr.com/post/176976406631/amp?__twitter_impression=true

spat, n. : (informal) A petty quarrel.

Origin: acronym for "Several People Are Typing." First known use: 2013, slack.com.

Fake HTML tags (e.g., <deadpan></deadpan>) can be incredibly useful in primarily text-based communication mediums, as they allow you to add a blatantly obvious "tone of voice" to what you're saying. For people with autism like myself, and those with similar processing quirks, that extra context data can sometimes be the difference between laughter and feeling like the butt of the joke.

Not sayin' you have to use 'em, but keep 'em in mind, hey? 💙

Also a periodic reminder that Planned Parenthood is a source of HRT in most places in the US, they are informed consent and use your preferred name and pronouns!

Oh and except for like Arkansas they take Medicaid and most insurance 💕

if a dry shave
is not your dream,
come to our street
for good shaving cream:

Burmash Ave.

No one calls a podcast a "blindness-accessible article" but they ARE. Once you start reframing use-cases like this, the world of design opens up to you, instead of closing off. That is the power of accessibility.

Me, playing resource gathering games on weekends:
"Okay I need to pause time here so I can set up the most efficient gathering techniques to get this done as quickly as possible"

Me in real life on weekends:
*falls out of bed with a ✨paff✨at noon, makes a sound similar to the one Wall•E makes when they're low on battery, knocks phone to the floor when reaching for it*

“Only 170 days till I get to see you again.”

“Darling, I’m on Mars, remember? It's only 165 days for me.”

“What about Titan days? Then it's only 10.6!”

“You know, I like to think of it in Venus days. Then I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“Pfff! In Venus days, this relationship is technically still a one night stand.”

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

seattle folks: if you see anything recruiting people to meetings for the “full service workers alliance” it’s an astroturf group trying to roll back secure scheduling laws and cut the minimum wage

Reminder that "blockchain" is the thing where Ken parries every hit of Chun-Li's critical art

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

Boss: "What have you been working on?"
Me: