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"Uh oh."
"What?"
"We're the only two women in a sex and violence historical drama, and now we have a scene together."
"Oh, shit."
"Yeah."
(pause)
"Well, " (sighs) "do we at least have pubes?"
"Nope. But I've got a second character trait at least."
"Not bad. Come on then."
"Alright, just let me finish my drink."
"Sorry, it's sexier if I drag you away from it."
"For fuck's sake."
"I know. I know."

ACAB, telemarketing 

Huh. So the robo-caller asking for Cop Association support interprets "can you help cops learn not to gun down black people?" as "put me on your do not call list".

A Brief List of Things Keet Wants Done But Doesn't Want (or Lacks Sufficient Spoons) To Do. 

• Set up color calibration across everything used for graphics work.

• Learn enough of some non-Windows operating system to finally ditch the beast.

• Sort out all the random hard drive cruft from literal decades of data-hoarding.

• Go through and change all the passwords everywhere.

• Take a suitable tolerance break from an aggressive regimen of self-medication.

• Clean all the things.

Self Care 

Hey, today's likely gonna be emotionally turbulent no matter the outcome. Make sure you take a moment to check in with yourself and do something that makes you feel good, okay?

You deserve it. <3

"A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable"

-- Leslie Lamport, 1987

"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"

[1.Ch.] Foodcrime, UK Edition 

French toast and mashed sweet potatoes is a deconstructed chip butty.

You might be a roleplayer if... 

...you get behind on your main Mastodon account because your character's been busy posting.

Hey, I have open slots again~

I can do emoji sets of your OC, emojified version of yourself as a display pic, emoji for your Mastodon instance, Twitch partner emotes and more~

You can find details and rates at noct.zone/commissions

Shit what Orrery says 

🦃💎: "I resolved the linguistic ambiguity."

🐴🐞: "You made it worse!"

🦃💎: "Worse? Or... better?"

@orrery The Gender Interchange Format is a wire protocol for communicating gender identity. The information is delivered as part of a dedicated data stream in a subconscious side channel that complements perception.

With the Gender Interchange Format, people wouldn't need to rely on squishy meatspace cues to guess at someone's gender; they would know with ironclad certainty what an individual's gender is, even if it is complex, multi-layered and highly specific.

For Halloween, I'm going as the scariest thing I could think of: a trans black Millennial in a hoodie with a smartphone.

Politics, RPG.net banning trump supporters 

forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?8
"This is because his public comments, policies, and the makeup of his administration are so wholly incompatible with our values that formal political neutrality is not tenable. We can be welcoming to (for example) persons of every ethnicity who want to talk about games, or we can allow support for open white supremacy. Not both."
I am so fucking glad to see a major tabletops community take this stance

[1.Ch.] PSA 

Someone who says to you, "there you go contextualizing everything" does not respect your perspective.

Someone who says to you, "you don't respect the way I show love" does not respect how you wish to be loved.

Someone who says to you, "you and that damned brain of yours" does not respect your intelligence or your independence.

Someone who says to you, "You can't blame me for lashing out because I was in pain" does not respect your safety.

You deserve to be treated like a person.

Reminder: Do not do planning of direct political action online

It's not safe, nobody is clever enough to think of everything

No, it's not safe, even if you ___

Do it IRL, leave phones at home

human rights, trans rights, us pol mention 

I think I've finally figured out the, like, core cause of my distaste towards transphobia in general and the leaked memo in particular.

Gender issues is one of the last bastions of birthright caste systems in our society. There's probably a real word, but what I mean is, like, you're born into X, your role is X, you will die as X because you are X kinda thing.

Moving away from apprenticeships, feudalism, slavery, etc., has done wonders to fight that in many aspects of life, expanding (say it with me now) equality of opportunity to a greater and greater population. Expanding the human right of self-determination.

The memo, and transphobic pushes in general, are people crying for the old system, when people were born into certain roles and "knew their place".Well, pardon my English, but fuck that, and fuck them. Self-determination is a goddamn human right.

Hopefully we'll soon have a society where it's a universal right.

Proposal: Instead of talking about "finishing" video games, talk about being content or satisfied with them or about having concluded with playing them.

Help free yourself (and others) from the assumption that one can't be "done" with a game without 100% completion. Doing so takes on increasing importance as the mounting prevalence of DLC, MMOs, and achievement inflation further screws with our brains' hardwired need for closure.

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