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Zombies are popular as social expression of anxiety regarding prerevolutionary capitalism infiltrating every aspect of one's life and identity to turn all life into a string of interaction-required pop-up ads pls send to me Nobel Prize for 200-level English composition class tx

Brexit, humor 

Apparently in today's Sunday Times:

"average person records 3 podcasts a month" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person records 0 podcasts per year. Podcasts McElroy, who lives in Huntington & records over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

FOR A GOOD TIME CALL [elaborate qr code drawn in marker on the stall]

white leds don't emit light directly - they excite a phosphor, similar to how a crt works.

and we're slowly using them to replace orange sodium vapor streetlights.

what i mean is, someday the sky over _every_ port will _literally_ be the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

This One Weird Track Will Blow Your Mind 

Since few folks ever actually got this far in the NES game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (you know, the first one with that timed swim-to-defuse-bombs-in-the-dam level?) most of you won't have heard this hidden gem from the fifth overworld area:

youtube.com/watch?v=7vqS4JNvVI

There's something hauntingly catchy about the way it plays out, the way it loops. I think it's a perfect groove for the closest the game has to a "stealth" section.

In an earlier thread, I wrote briefly about trans people in medieval Europe, and discussed some of the main issues when studying the medieval history of trans people.

Today, if you'll indulge me, I want to spend some time discussing a single person in detail. I want to talk about the way she's been written about, and about her and what she can teach us about life as a trans person 600 years ago.

This is the story of Eleanor Rykener.

tired: Snowmageddon
wired: Snowgasm
inspired: Snow. mah. GAWD. Becky. look at her BUTT

SUBTOOT

one two three fo'
uptown girl
she's been living in her uptown world
she can spin a web any size
and catch the thieves with it just like flies
between her thighs
she's my uptown girl
y'know she codes in Python and in Perl
well is she cool? well you can listen bud
well she's got radioactive blood
that's what she dud
whoooooaaaaa waaaaa aaaaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa

I am 110% down for shipping Lara Croft and Wonder woman (art by stjepan sejic)

Welcome... to Anthropocene Park!
* soaring John Williams soundtrack *
* parade of majestic raccoons to the bins *

me around 20min ago: "Ooh, a veggie omelette would be perfect for brunch!"

also me but now: "I didn't know a veggie omelette could be this stomach-challengingly greasy."

not pictured: one slightly queasy pony.

I guess feeling a little apocalyptic and wanting to do something special to me prompted dinosaurs.

Breakfast at Seattle's "Serious Pie & Biscuit". 

Pictured:

• The second half of a very tasty buttermilk biscuit smothered in delightfully coarse-ground peanut butter.

• Slices of perfectly ripe banana to be placed on said biscuit.

• Completely extraneous honey. The banana is sweet enough!

• My punishment for ordering a latte. Zero exaggeration, it is the worst espresso-based drink I have ever tasted, and I once drank an americano from Starbucks. Unfinishable.

So... good food, bad coffee.

🎶It's the, DEATH OF THE AUTHOR it's the thrill of the write,
Rising UP 'gainst the canon of the bible!
And the, LEAST of the readers gets their say in the fight,
'Cause experi'nce rules all it's the DEATH!
OF THE AUTHOR!🎶

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Y’know if I were building a vampire empire I’d want to take over idk Prague, Vienna, Warsaw, Wroclaw or something. What’s in Wallachia other than sheep, stuffed cabbage and some nice architecture?

There are basically five kinds of Shadowrun characters
Trenchcoat McEdgestubble
Tactical waifu
Misplaced monk/wizard
Raver furry w/gun
Thinly veiled 80s movie expy

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