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It turns out there’s a National Burrito Day on the first Thursday of April. Despite this Google suggests National Burrito Day is Saturday 4/4. Thursday usually doesn’t fall on Saturday, but my friend suggested Burrito Day is actually a 3 day holiday.

This leads to suggesting that National Burrito Day is 8 nights long to commemorate when we thought there was only avacado for one burrito, yet it miraculously was enough for 8.

Not-so-guilty musical pleasure. (cw: chord notation) 

It turns out that the way to my heart is through Sus2 and Add9 chords.

honestly, for real, not even kidding,, they should make tron 3 but make it GAY as SHIT

“tea is just water for people who are bored of water”

~ my teen daughter

eugenics discourse, comics (link) 

Re: the conversation from a few days ago, a post from a few days ago of an eloquent X-Men comics page on eugenics and jokes. The poster has typed up a transcript.

kirabug.com/2020/02/on-eugenic

gender:

me, to DM: I'm a bard
DM: ok, play us a song
me:
DM: im waiting, if you cant play it you cant be a bard
party: shhh dont interupt the performance
me: bows 4 minutes and 33 seconds later, dealing 6d8 to all monsters in a 40 meter radius

actually it's only a city if it has a robust public transit infrastructure that allows you to get to any point in the city without using a car. otherwise it's a sparkling suburb

Consider: Synths that do not physically require sleep as their bodies do not tire, but still willingly sleep to give themselves time to mentally rest.

Also consider: Synths that connect to their synth significant other(s) while sleeping so that they may experience dreams together.

@cozykaffe additionally, in the mindset of "describing the image in question to someone over the phone"

Hi all! We're in day 4 of the seventh annual international Gender Census, and we are almost at 9,000 responses, with one new submission every ~48 seconds!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

If the gender binary has failed you, join in! We want to know how you refer to yourself.

rose red, violet blue
i cram many meme formats
into one haiku

Burma-Shave™

re: horrifying doggerel, the art form 

@Soreth
roses red
violets blue
copulas superfluous
unlike you

re: horrifying doggerel, off the rails completely 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Having produced the set-up couplet
I can do whatever I want afterward
Look here's a fifth line to the poem
In this essay I will (cont'd)

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re: horrifying doggerel, meta meta 

This is just to say

I have eaten
the roses
you kept in
the icebox

and which
you were definitely
mistaken
in putting there

They're roses
what's wrong with you
they don't belong in the icebox

what do you mean what's wrong with me

I ate the roses
I had to
that's how the rhyme begins
yes the thorns hurt a lot

we do foolish things for love

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Roses are red
Yellow, a daisy
Please stop with casually
Calling folks "crazy"

Family tree software and gender negation. 

One of my tabletop RP characters has a family tree that's actually relevant to the game. To get a decent graph of it, I'm trying some software called "Gramps" which allows for custom attributes and such, but it falls down in a couple places.

Time to report an issue....

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