the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

@starseeker @SwooshyCueb you have been enserginated!
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@rey I would question whether they would do grapes though because why would you heat up a grape unless you were using it in something.... or i guess they could have been seeing if they could make rapid raisins
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@rey i expect there probably were some metal implements in there at some point though, because why wouldn't you, if you didn't realize that it would spark
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@rey I couldn't tell you, i just know that an egg was one of the earliest things to be microwaved

i bet that was a pretty exciting time though. just realized this entirely new way of cooking things, have to try cooking *everything* in it to see what works well
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fun fact: one of the first things the people who invented the microwave oven attempted to cook in it was an egg

i think they were expecting it to turn out like a boiled egg or something

i bet they were quite surprised when it exploded
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@nautilee i hope not
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mmf, now all stressed after thinking about Complicated Things involving people we used to know who were.. not malicious, but really harmful to be around
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@P1L0T @kat seconding this, like i said i think we know who you're talking about and they absolutely do not represent plural people in general

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@kat also we have a guess as to who it might have been who told you that and uh. please don't take anything they say about identity to be representative of any larger group, if it's who we think it is they're very.... something i don't have a word for
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@kat pretty sure whoever said that is the one being offensive, not you
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porygon and porygon2's are pretty good too, wherein the professor is just utterly baffled at what the fuck they are
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i like how the professor's pokedex entry for porygon-Z ends with just "this worries me."
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@Austin_Dern where else but legal documents would you find the obvious explicitly stated?
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@kat i honestly wish i was more able to explore other identities

i do it some but it's not that easy
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@LexYeen @Goldkin see the one they explicitly do don't recommend is where we finally found one
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@Goldkin @LexYeen and then shortly after sending that i find one
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@Goldkin @LexYeen would you be able to give any more specific advice on pichu, because the guides are not helpful and i don't know if it's just not spawning or if we aren't understanding where this is talking about
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@Austin_Dern i wonder if it misheard vowel as bottle and then parsed it as "why is a bottle"
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@JulieSqveakaroo @packbat huh! I wonder where that difference came from
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