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bats: cute
cats: cute
rats: cute

by extrapolation, we can predict that anything matching the regex ".ats" is cute

is anyone else annoyed by how wednesday is pronounced nothing like how it's spelled?

that weird three-headed skeleton thing isn't even in the game!! and none of those people look like the characters they're supposed to be!!

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every time we're reminded of the travesty that is suikoden's north american boxart we just want to have some Words with whoever thought they even needed to change the art from the japanese one

(this is a reference to a link to the past if you're wondering. people in the speedrunning community usually talk about activating the flute but really i prefer to think of it as activating the duck)

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*overwrites random bytes in RAM with garbage*

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re: SEA-loc, therapy, asking for help 

I am open to more emergency-focused recommendations because it's that bad

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SEA-loc, therapy, asking for help 

yeah, i don't think i'm going back to Seattle Counseling. If anyone has, like... any, any recommendations besides there, I kinda need help

like it's not a particularly great movie, but it's not a particularly bad movie. it's just thoroughly mediocre

it had a ridiculous budget and did really well in theatres but no one actually thinks about it much or really remembers much of it

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the movie Avatar is weird because like

it's famous in large part for being very forgettable

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a new piece of apollo from the wonderful @cherrysnakecat@twitter.com! i'm trying on some new clothes for the summer... a bit more airy, a bit more cool. how do i look?

i think the weirdest thing we've learned about language is that adjectives go in a fixed order when more than one is used for the same noun, but 1) no one ever gets *taught* that and 2) everyone seems to get the order right regardless

consider: eight-limbed otter taur, front four limbs usable as either legs or arms

they're sized closer in scale to a common river otter than to a typical anthro, so even balancing awkwardly on their hind legs they only get to a bit over a meter tall

a display of things that are limited: an inhibition exhibition

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