the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

the neat thing about the bouba-kiki experiment is that it's now practically impossible to perform in its original form, because everyone is so primed on it
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leaving work for lunch today, we saw a building down the street that was *pouring* out smoke

we didn't stop to offer aid because there were already a ton of emergency vehicles there and we'd just get in the way before we'd manage to do anything useful

i hope everyone is okay, though

that's the first time we've seen something like that actually happening in real time, in person
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hyena:
hi, yena
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choose your weapon

???

it feels like half the denied license plates ca-dmv-bot posts are denied for using slang we never knew existed

(the other half are for gang symbols we also didn't know existed, or nazi references that we're surprised an official government body cared to know about, let alone do anything about)
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or does the "was here before it was cool" thing only make you a hipster if you're unreasonably smug about it
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so with all the people coming here from twitter now, are we hipsters for having been here since 2017?
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@BlossomSystem hi, did you read our profile before sending that follow request? -F

pokemon themed survival horror game called resident greevil

...probably like four people will both see this and get it and none of them will appreciate it but have our intrusive thoughts anyway
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the banaba
the babana
the nababa
the nanaba
whatever you want to call it
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i'm disappointed, an entire day and no one noticed that we did the banana in a grey code
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i don't know why we keep giggling at this
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