the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

random thought: are there "american food" restaurants outside the US? What would they sell, burgers and hotdogs and barbecue?

there are a lot of pleasant people who I like on here

okay how the fuck am I supposed to beat dragon slayer ornstein

he takes next to no damage from any of my attacks

if I summon solaire he can beat ornstein easily but then all the damage i've done to smough gets undone and

_augh_

so uh, how do I beat lautrec

My estus flask is greyed out while fighting him apparently

that wizard just destroys me

if someone can help with this it'd be really nice because I feel really stuck and unable to progress, and I can't level up to improve things because it's not the damage of the spears that kills me, it's falling, they push me off even with a shield up

another question: how the fuck do I get past these things throwing spears at me in anor londo, I can't even see where the spears aare coming from and they just keep knocking me off of the buildings

Is it worth it to save all those souls of a X and large souls of a X, or should I use them immediately to level up?

aww, neither of my two favorites of these got any votes!

if the past tense of sleep is slept, and the past tense of weep is wept, would that make the past tense of beep bept

beep

orbs that are also blobs, aka blorbs

other weird things I occasionally think about:

the fact that two very influential ancient greek philosophers, pythagoras and socrates, may well not have existed at all

the way the electromagnetic interaction and the weak interaction merge into one interaction at high energies

the fact that the helium flash involves rate terms proportional to Θ⁴⁰

the fact that a ton of people is really only like a dozen people

how (insert random historical figure here) had a neat name

Occasionally I just think about how weirdly dangerous it is to dismantle a microwave

just feeling like I royally fucked up at least two in quick succession

why is social interaction so difficult

also apparently "confront the people and tell them you're uncomfortable" is apparently the wrong answer for when people are making you uncomfortable but you aren't intimidated by them, apparently the right answer is to send them an email threatening to sue them if they don't stop

what??

this harassment training program thing we're required to do for work seems to really emphasize specifically illegal harassment and the laws about it instead of, you know, actually making sure you don't harass people

it seems focused on "remember, if you harass people, do it for these reasons, not these" instead of just "don't harass people"