the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

...holy crap i just realized

the title of "bee movie" is a pun on a "B movie"

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bosom is pronounced very differently than one would think from its spelling, but boatswain is pronounced very similarly to how one would think bosom is pronounced from its spelling

fun fact: pokemon gen 1 games are *so* broken, that you can use them quite easily (no perfect timing required or anything) to warp from pokemon blue to the credits of *super mario land 2* (or any other arbitrary gameboy game): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_Zuc0tlvo

bats: cute
cats: cute
rats: cute

by extrapolation, we can predict that anything matching the regex ".ats" is cute

if C is so good, why's there no D

is anyone else annoyed by how wednesday is pronounced nothing like how it's spelled?

that weird three-headed skeleton thing isn't even in the game!! and none of those people look like the characters they're supposed to be!!

every time we're reminded of the travesty that is suikoden's north american boxart we just want to have some Words with whoever thought they even needed to change the art from the japanese one

(this is a reference to a link to the past if you're wondering. people in the speedrunning community usually talk about activating the flute but really i prefer to think of it as activating the duck)

you must activate the duck

*overwrites random bytes in RAM with garbage*

like it's not a particularly great movie, but it's not a particularly bad movie. it's just thoroughly mediocre

it had a ridiculous budget and did really well in theatres but no one actually thinks about it much or really remembers much of it

the movie Avatar is weird because like

it's famous in large part for being very forgettable

attn @Kotetsu@snouts.online

​ pal...

i think the weirdest thing we've learned about language is that adjectives go in a fixed order when more than one is used for the same noun, but 1) no one ever gets *taught* that and 2) everyone seems to get the order right regardless