the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

okay what the fuck is CVQcon and why are we seeing everyone posting about it and jokes about it and stuff?
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handwriting that is, not typing. it kinda turns into a weird little glyph
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we've just realized that, just like how you sort of skip over most of the word "the" in most english speech, we also kinda do that in writing
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also consider: avalitaurs
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consider: sergals
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Idea we just had that I'm sure someone has had before:

"esports" is really more "virtual sports". if we want true esports it should be programs competing against programs

so let's define e-wrestling as two programs running on the same machine, both allowed to just do whatever, where the first one to crash loses

each program would be designed to make every attempt possible to cause its opponent to crash while being as crash-resistant as possible
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five guys gives you *so many fries*
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I wonder if anyone ever made a record that had two or more spiral grooves intertwined, so that every time you put down the stylus you got an effectively-random selection from a bunch of different choices
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why do blocks on telegram not do a thing if people are talking in a public chatroom
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yes, including emoji
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someone should make up cursive versions of every unicode character
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this lime-cucumber gatorade is really good, i dunno why they only sell it on the west coast

still doesn't make up for the lack of barbecue over here though. come on, give us a jim and nicks, or a full moon
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is miegakure ever going to come out? it's been like... over a decadee
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we need a better office chair
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Apparently JEDEC publication 95 is free as long as you make an account on JEDEC's website

need to do that sometime
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random thought: how much of english is not indo-european?
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bats are cute
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the critical flaw with the monty hall problem is the inherent assumption that you would rather have a car than a goat
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