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Felthry being liquid has given me an idea: Soft, cushioned buckets for liquid shapeshifters to use as beds, or just to relax in.

Smaller ones could be used as chairs, too, if you want to melt your lower body and just solidify your torso and up.

this game has a number of amusing quotes.

Random npc in a pub: "I lost all my money gambling...my wife caught me cheating on her...I have no luck! [Hic]"
snarky party member: "Um, it's not that you have no luck, it's that you suck."

And the conversation just ends there.

Pages from the late 1990s/early 2000s always remind us how far internet technology has come. "Please note that the page loading time will vary depending on your connection speed due to the amount of information & pictures." on a page with no more than sixteen pictures, all on the order of 100×100px, and a few statistics as plaintext after each one, formatted in an html table.

in case you need some s 

huh. That actually contains about four hundred U+007F characters, I suppose it doesn't show them even as boxes here

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in case you need some s 



Gallium arsenide, or in American English gallium assnide,...

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Today is sataurday! If you haven't yet picked up your complimentary taurbody, now is the time!

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"J.B.S. Haldane was once asked what his study of biology had taught him about God.

He said that the Creator, if he exists, has 'an inordinate fondness for beetles.'"

We got some significant cleaning done today!

There's still a bunch more to do though.

We've put this off too long.

I want to make this apartment completely clean by monday, even though I doubt that's going to happen

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furry nudity with no visible genitals 

ah the trouble with commissioning a nude refsheet, still censoring your "sfw" version. anyway this is my new sona, she's basically a chimera in effect? i imagine her as formerly bein a witch's familiar but now she's her own witch (and she looks weird cuz of experiments)

artist is pixel butts, be warned that there's far lewder than just butts on his tumblr pixel-butts.tumblr.com/
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It really ought to be a legal requirement that anything with batteries has to have them be replaceable.

*starts playing Lunar: Silver Star Story*

*immediately, fully animated cutscene featuring adorable cat-dragon friend*

Yes, Rosemary made the right decision grabbing this game when zhe saw it cheap :D

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"I saw you walk, why do you use a wheelchair?"
"You know math, why do you use Excel?"
"If I didn't, it would take all day. Oh. Okay. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

I wonder how much of an element collection you could build up if you're fine with compounds and you take only common-ish objects

Hydrogen: Pick a hydrocarbon, any hydrocarbon
Helium: ??
Lithium: -ion battery
Beryllium: ??
Boron: Silly putty? Neodymium magnet?
Carbon: graphite
Nitrogen: Air
Oxygen: More air (or water)
Fluorine: Toothpaste?
Neon: A neon lamp
Sodium: Table salt
Calcium: Chalk
Aluminum: can
Silicon: Electronics
Phosphorus: ??
Sulfur: Just pure sulfur??
Chlorine: More salt (/clorox)

seriously, quite expensive. They offer a 29 gram sample of copper for $19. This much copper is worth about $0.26 according to Wolfram Alpha's database. Even accounting for making it into a nice little rod like that, that's ridiculously overpriced.

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elementsales.com/pl_element.ht Ever wanted to buy your very own five-gram ingot of lutetium? Neither have I! But apparently you can!

This site seems to sell pure samples of every stable element except fluorine (which is sold as a fluoride salt). It's quite an interesting thing!

And quite an expensive thing.

I'm guessing it was just that they got one with a bad battery and it only worked while plugged in but it's amusing

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