It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:

dark souls 2 > 1 every day

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**bepis** @bepis@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 21:31

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**shork** @noiob@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 21:34

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Can we all agree that this meme proves that we need to be able to filter by cw too

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**Ren - -> computerfairi.es** @Nine@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 21:04

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it's dangerous to toot alone. take this...

*hugs their followers. all of em*

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**evie** @bunnylyn@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 20:58

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Can we bring this meme back instead? https://mastodon.social/media/yy4KgBDhuF6eNhxLvWs https://mastodon.social/media/gA2lqM7UezBtr1Ptqr0

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**revenant** @revenant@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 19:51

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**MOVED hachyderm.io (forivall)** @forivall@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 20:59

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**kasran, fourier transfemme** @typhlosion@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 20:57

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**evie** @bunnylyn@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 20:54

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IT'S BEEN

One week since Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 20:55

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 20:55

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Gaming: I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare

#Gameing: It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet

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**plsburydoughboy (I/het/him)** @plsburydoughboy@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 20:32

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:

I'm gonna fuck your wife now

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**plsburydoughboy (I/het/him)** @plsburydoughboy@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 20:35

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:

It is claimed Ernest once wrote

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**Tom (tired of the computer)** @masklayer@slime.global · Apr 21, 2017, 20:40

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:

For Sale
Juice Machine
Not Necessary

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**kobl whomst forge** @Forgebold@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 20:41

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:

It said: "I need about treefiddy."

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 20:18

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 21, 2017, 20:18

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:

Do not awoo: 350 dollar penalty

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**plsburydoughboy (I/het/him)** @plsburydoughboy@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 19:32

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Here's a YouTube you can share about the African famine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01W0gOGlaE4

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**cigazze** @cigazze@anticapitalist.party · Apr 21, 2017, 19:39

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who's gonna make a juicero emulator so we can develop malware for it

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**Ninji** @Ninji@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2017, 18:41

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gaming: buying a $400 juicer
#gameing: buying a $400 console, playing Cooking Mama and making fictional juice while mama compliments you on your juice-making skills

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