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Birdsite, Alex Jones 

I want this to be a real thing that someone makes so badly now

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petition to ban that one ukulele song from use in all future commercials and kickstarter campaign videos

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claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
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It is claimed Rachel wrote a 2 word horror story that could make anyone scared, for a bet. This is how she won: 

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

dark souls 2 > 1 every day

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Can we all agree that this meme proves that we need to be able to filter by cw too

it's dangerous to toot alone. take this... 

*hugs their followers. all of em*

gotta cut loose, footloose, 8 bucks to squeeze the juice

@FragileVal @typhlosion this is what the ideal meme body looks like. you may not like it, but this is what peak mastodon looks like

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One week since Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following

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: It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

I'm gonna fuck your wife now

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

It said: "I need about treefiddy."

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

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