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(at an electrician's house)

*turns on the water tap labeled "HOT"*
*gets electrocuted*

Whoop, I got even less sleep last night. Oh well! Mornin y'all

What I have in my hands can rescue more Pokemon than any Poke ball. It's called the Bible.

what do you call someone who's attracted to floppy drives 

A:/sexual

❗️❗️❗️fuccc❗️❗️❗️

bad life situation, anxiety, cry for help 

it feels like my entire life is falling apart and I don't know what to do.
I have very little money and basically none immediately available, like a week or so to find somewhere to live, and no reliable source of income or means to acquire one, being too disabled and/or "defiant" to get a job, and next to no motivation for the few things I could make money from...

so uh id appreciate if you can spare anything or boost: cash.me/$tinzin

I feel like free trans clinics would be huge if we could manage it....

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