Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

@ottumon get on that sleep grind

@typhlosion oh you're so big! Who's a big ol huge stompy campstove badger?

I can't get high so please everyone else get really super high for me and learn things about the universe you can't explain when you're no longer high.

@typhlosion aww you don't have to "provide content" - we just like hanging out with you, little campstove badger

@FragileVal I love that so hard

I am very bad at making friends and this sucks :/

But I found this cow emoji while looking for a sad face and I really like it. 🐄

@FragileVal *flails and hugs*

I am a messssssss today >.< help.

When I am not sleeping with another girl (whereupon I sync to her cycle IMMEDIATELY) I am like a goddamned swiss watch of exactly 30 days.

Therefore, crying over nothing this morning.

And I cannot say this aloud to anyone because it sounds petty, but THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT AND I WANT IT ACKNOWLEDGED

My brother in law is all like " I want X for my birthday", which I would be all cool with and happily buy for him IF HE HADN'T JUST COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY 3 WEEKS AGO WITHOUT A GIFT FOR ME

@vahnj remember when we were young and we were like "how can I get people to pay for me to fuck around on computers all day?"

I wish we hadn't done that :/

Played 3rd strike for like 3 hours with a friend I haven't seen in awhile. Was good :)

I'm gonna start a web broadcast tv station that just airs people expressing primal urges.

People having sex, people eating food, people sleeping, people fighting, pregnant people nesting, people petting animals, people organizing things, etc.

I made a mistake. I was hungry and dinner wasn't going to be done for an hour so I ate a lot of jelly beans. This was a mistake. I was mistaken.

@indi sergals are the adolescent stage of pepes :(

It's actually just jorts. https://awoo.space/media/qTC_6nfOcEmbRGo6HKI

@MinUmbra oooooh that was goooood