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please don't boost: free speech thoughts 

@vahnj I saw someone say the best argument against this is to just scream at the top of your lungs in their face until they ask you to stop then scream that you're being censored.

@venndiagram they'd planned to get rid of support like over a year ago so I guess we're lucky it's worked this long

@typhlosion oh you're so big! Who's a big ol huge stompy campstove badger?

I can't get high so please everyone else get really super high for me and learn things about the universe you can't explain when you're no longer high.

@typhlosion aww you don't have to "provide content" - we just like hanging out with you, little campstove badger

I am very bad at making friends and this sucks :/

But I found this cow emoji while looking for a sad face and I really like it. 🐄

This 4/20, pls think about the government admitting the war on drugs was smokescreened racism and kept doing it anyway. Think about how in the states where it is legalized, black people still face so many roadblocks in selling it that white people don't.

Weed is good but it's also wrapped up in racism!

just tgirl shit 

When I am not sleeping with another girl (whereupon I sync to her cycle IMMEDIATELY) I am like a goddamned swiss watch of exactly 30 days.

Therefore, crying over nothing this morning.

And I cannot say this aloud to anyone because it sounds petty, but THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT AND I WANT IT ACKNOWLEDGED

My brother in law is all like " I want X for my birthday", which I would be all cool with and happily buy for him IF HE HADN'T JUST COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY 3 WEEKS AGO WITHOUT A GIFT FOR ME

Today in "lmao silicon valley" 

@vahnj remember when we were young and we were like "how can I get people to pay for me to fuck around on computers all day?"

I wish we hadn't done that :/

Played 3rd strike for like 3 hours with a friend I haven't seen in awhile. Was good :)

I'm gonna start a web broadcast tv station that just airs people expressing primal urges.

People having sex, people eating food, people sleeping, people fighting, pregnant people nesting, people petting animals, people organizing things, etc.

I made a mistake. I was hungry and dinner wasn't going to be done for an hour so I ate a lot of jelly beans. This was a mistake. I was mistaken.

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