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@shel plush city patch plush plush city

plush city patch plush plush city

Cisco just asked me to keynote their conference in june... I have no idea what I'm gonna talk about but they are renting out all of harry potter world so I said yes.

Our new calendar caption says these girls are in love. So cow ai

@Litchi I’m scouting ebay for those Pharisees robes right now

@cat if I can find a hdmi->dvi somewhere I’ll give it a shot

@cat could be. I’ve never really tried to debug it. I light gun on the pvm

@cat I think it refreshes at like 100hz instead of 60 or something weird and standard breaking

@cat I got one for $80 a few years back. It weighs 400 lbs and light guns don’t work on it :(

It should be legal to kill someone for having their cell phone sounds turned on.

I did not bring noise cancelling headphones because I thought that would be rude and I regret that with all my being.

Like I don’t want to be a hermit and hide from every family event but for fucks sake I am so over stimulated this is just like completely miserable and exhausting

There are like 20 adults 2 infants and 400 Boston terriers in a space the size of my living room and they’re all yelling and I need like a Valium real bad....

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