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Being mean to cops 

Fuck right off you piece of shit.

I am too cold, too sore, and too tired to leave my house.

nazifurs 

@chipfoxx Commander Sisko every nazifur.

every winter, the british government should put a 10,0000 lumen lightbulb outside every window which, throughout the day, simulates the amount of daylight youd get in a normal, healthy country

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pol, birdsite screenshot 

@turbodragon super rough when your pedophile loses :(

@vahnj is it david bowie? I want it to be david bowie.

I have to go buy chicken food at lunch but I have zero desire to go outside and drive somewhere then haul 50 lbs bags of chicken food through the snow...

Will power dont fail me now
Man I hate the winter

@VoxSomniator I've had the same oven for 5 years and I always push the stop oven button when I mean to press the stop timer button because the start button is the same for both bur they have different stop buttons??!

@soft_chomps@glitch.social they forgot to put the spaces in a e s t h e t i c

@roadrunner@witches.town gotta put your altar in a room the cats cant go in :/

Starwars review 

Spoiler: harrison ford does not appear in this film.

Rating: meh.

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