Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

@mikeburns instance whitelisting is the best idea...

Who wants to be on the irc server connected to EVERY OTHER IRC SERVER ON EARTH

@mikeburns Oh man - you have chosen to look at the wronge portion of the fediverse...

My boss:

09:10 <dave> Do you know a furry named Jasmine St John
09:11 <dave> questionmark

@Antifreeze yup!

Hair after pics:

@Railrunnah oh hi!

I might have just aged out of memes. I find it harder and harder to like sift through piles of meaningless content to get to real humans...

@cat that’s my hobby.

Hair day. Here’s a before:

@shel I didn’t mean to toot wut. Three times but honestly it’s appropriate >.<

@shel wut.

@shel wut.

@shel wut.

I think we’re looking to hire some new pen testing consultants at Immunity Inc if anyone is looking?

@shel oh wow okay that’s the old old version of tired / wired. I was making an absurd joke about the academic study of things that became memes.

@shel yeah I did my thesis on old and busted / the new hotness

I was kept up late last night, it snowed, I had laser today, I’m nauseous. Everything is garbage.

@abe_e_seedy she uh.... has a lot of teats

@Tanuki -*imagine that picture of trump lounging in a bath robe here*-

@angrboda @Antifreeze everyone in Paris was super nice to me when I used my trashy Canadian French so you’ll probably be okay if you just try