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motherfuckers, violence 

My father in law just texted my husband out of the blue to say I'm not allowed on his property. Last time I saw him he was on my property saying he was gonna use my BLM signs for target practice.

That was like 3 months ago. Last my mother in law saw him he told her he was putting up a confederate war monument on his property.

I hope he is in a terrible car accident.

how many lightbulbs does it take to change the system

Farming is just vore and gore and trying to keep a positive k/d ratio. If stardew valley were realistic it'd be more gruesome than call of duty.

That fucker could have nailed me if he was so inclined. I didn't see him until I'd walked past him twice.

I guess I do farm work with my .22 from now on?

Went to lock up the chickens and a raccoon had just broken in to the main chicken run. Ran to get my .22 and he was gone when I returned, lucky for us all.

Spent the next hour fixing the hole he made. Have to reinforce the coop again tomorrow.

My pelt count remains 1.

rodent death 

Oops. A mouse made the mistake of thinking our house was a good place to look for food >.<
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Awww yeah. Rain is here and it smells super good. Coming back to life.

Def having one of those totally spaced out days. Last night's training was really hard and today it's overcast, hot and humid... very hard to get focused today.

Wherein I try to decide if I can fix the horrible ding in my surfboard with duct tape and epoxy to get in one last day this season...

I am very excited to see the cows at the fair this year. I love cows and I haven't pet many cows this year.

Who says "neurotypicals"? Who uses that term. They're called NPCs.

Gonna call my senator to thank her for backing the healthcare bill as soon as my phone is working. (If my phone is working)

nazis, seattle, reddit link 

literal nazis running around fearlessly in Seattle

be safe out there, friends

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oh good. My cat kicked my phone into a full sink of water... Pray to the ricey gods of desiccant plz

*yawns and stretches* hey guys whaddidimissssssss...... nvm.

One of my colleagues mentioned that getting a board shaped by like a local shaper doesnt cost much more than getting a manufactured board... like $100 more...

And now I'm fantasizing about some pink and sky blue 9'6" single fin custom made for me by an old beach bum who loves his work.

Screw you alienation from labour!

I don't wanna work, I just wanna surf on the waves all daaaay

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