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When the moon hits your eye, 

You're a dog not a guy,
You're
A Werewolf

@salameleon@snouts.online Missed this yesterday. Would be glad to try these, time permitting.

ring fit adventure, day one 

I can lower the intensity, but I think I’m going to stick with it in small chunks, balanced with using an exercise bike. I kind of need to build endurance again.

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ring fit adventure, day one 

Me, from the ground not even ten minutes later: I may have misjudged the intensity of this game a little.

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ring fit adventure, day one 

So I bought Ring Fit Adventure for my niece and her family, as an early birthday gift. I also got myself a copy.

Niece: *sets game to low intensity*
Ring Fit Adventure: Here’s 3 reps! Great job!
Niece: Fitness is fun!
Me: This doesn’t look too bad.

... some time later...

Me: Hm, I’ll try the second highest setting.
Ring Fit Adventure: Here’s 30 health bars just for one attack.
Me: oh no

tech, game randomizers 

My weekend project: bought a knockoff 3DS (GPD XD Plus), flashed it with Cleanrom, and tried a couple random seeds on it (alttp, oot, metroid prime) successfully. I also cobbled together a serviceable streaming setup for the thing using Android screen sharing.

I wonder if this has value to other folks. It's a major step up from running these off of a phone when I'm not at my desk, that's for sure.

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assistance request, ongoing long thing, paypal link, mh (--) 

So, Tess ( @pillowcat ) is... no longer able to work, and I'm not able to work and still fighting through disability stuff. We need about a hundred dollars to make rent this month... and that's assuming we manage to spend nothing on food the rest of the month (that's near impossible with my disability) we thought we were going to be ok after asking for help last week but now we're spiraling b/c of neither of us being able to work

paypal.me/nautilee every little bit helps

dubious translation 

I bought a knock-off 3DS for running emulators that is actually an Android gaming cabinet. This is proudly emblazoned on the back of the box.

I think I get where they were going with it.

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im gonna make a game called Outer Wbeemovields and then twenty years later when people ask me "why is it called that?" i can just shake my head wistfully like "you had to be there"

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Another amusing exchange from my mom.

"You see Seattle is pretty much full of sad gay animals."

"Oh no! Why are all the puppies and kitties sad?"

"No mom it's me. I'm the sad animal."

"Oh."

re: scurrilous gossip about a local restaurant 

@mawr Yeah, they were our favorite at that location!

scurrilous gossip about a local restaurant 

A friend and I tested one of their first menus — at discount — when they first popped up in that location. And I guess they figured out how to end the streak.

I hope it continues to work for them.

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scurrilous gossip about a local restaurant 

Among the restaurants that landed there: multiple Thai restaurants of mediocre rapport, one brief attempt at an upscale wine bar, and a pinball-arcade-Americana fusion called Highscore Burgers.

A few months after the burger place folded, it was bought by the protege of a master chef and converted into a “five star” Indian Tapas fusion restaurant called The Guilt Trip. And, years later, it’s still there — now being advertised to me on the back of a bus.

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scurrilous gossip about a local restaurant 

Some of the Renton city busses are advertising a restaurant right next door to my old home, and it’s kind of funny to me.

Back when I was living in an apartment complex on Eastside, there was a small house next door that had been converted into a string of unsuccessful restaurants. A new place would pop up once every couple of months, fold with little warning or fanfare, and then pick up a few weeks later under a new owner. Rinse, repeat. For years.

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Unpopular Positive Furry Opinions:

Screw the haters, go colorful as you want, have as many weird limbs as you desire and go ham. Lisa frank it up.

🎨Hoot

cool projects, openlibrary 

Tonight I learned that you can sponsor books to be added to Archive.org’s Open Library project: openlibrary.org/sponsorship

Doing so pays for buying a copy of the book, scanning it, and creating exactly one digital license for that book to be lended out through their service, in two week intervals.

🐱 

This is genuinely the most cat thing Hobbes has done.

goose game, work 

Coworker: How do you know so much about <thing>?
Me: Because I am a mysterious and unknowable dragon on the internet.
Me: Shit.

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