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I was feeling extremely lazy earlier so I ate my ramen in solid block form. When that was taken care of, I had a sudden urge to open the seasoning packet and eat the power directly.

In a moment of weakness, I tore open a corner to sup at its saltiness, but before I could damn myself, the smoke detector in the hall spontaneously fired off. I ran out to check the kitchen, but there was nothing wrong.

I took it as a sign from the universe and threw out the packet

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Friends, cats and other mastodon users - are you ready and willing to do some SCIENCE?

I am asking because I have made this survey about the difference between being on Twitter and being on Mastodon, and would appreciate you taking three minutes of your time to fill it out

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI

Thank you for reading. May good things come your way

@vahnj oh dang, the little thumbnail avatar for boosted posts is really cool

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Do you enjoy this contest? Do you want to help see our staff get paid for their work and get more official awoo.space art? Consider contributing to the awoo.space patreon!

Https://patreon.com/awoospace

All our money went to @kyra last month. Very happy to pay her for her work!

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@dog every single choice they've made with the emoji revamp has been wrong-headed

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Dang, ten seconds on the job and I'm already burning out @bizbot

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Talking to your cis parents 

Had a long talk with my mom on Sunday and it was pretty good! We even talked about my new boobs and how she wished hers hadn't stayed so big after pregnancy.

And then she misgendered me when asking my dad if he wanted to speak to me. Are pronouns really that hard?

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