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If this car is ever in a collision, the claim will surely be “I did not hit her! I did not!”

@chimerror oh the Classics are black and white which is why they feature so prominently in movies from the ‘40s

the left side of the Seine as it runs through Paris, known as the Left Bank. The opposite side of the river is referred to as the Spank Bank.

Image, fantasy creatures, D&D humor 

This holiday season you’ve heard of elf on a shelf but are you ready for…

Being around this one corner of Twitter really drives home for me that “I don’t like this!” is valid and more positive and useful than “this is objectively bad.”

Profoundly bad night sleep wise; I'm *definitely* having some sort of bad anxiety spike (I was up earlier with anxiety, and it was bad before bed), muscles started tensing in my left leg for no reason and the upstairs neighbors seem to be having a quieter one of their HURRAH WEEKNIGHT parties.

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@Leucrotta

Not my best Tom Waits, but the best I can do right now. Apologies in advance. XD

and of course if I get time off I'll feel too relieved to be stressed out and weep, so I just don't really get catharsis, y'know?

tonight YT's algorithm thinks my musical tastes are basically the Spider Man 2 soundtrack and the "Paul's Boutique" album, the imaginary soundtrack for a way more Brooklyn themed movie.

Cookie Monster: Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C, let's think of other things that start with C.

Tom Waits: a short order Chef from Cleveland named Cherry. She's the sort of Crazy with no Consolation that only gets worse with the Clang of the Central Pacific. I've seen it all from the Corner.

only a total sap writes their Senators and calls them on the same day

re last boost; would anyone have any furry porn to recommend on Masto? My friend's looking for stuff.

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re: furry porn, horny nude deer, fucking machine, sex toys 

@Leucrotta obviously I'm following the wrong people, I haven't seen a single pair of cartoon titties or even an implausibly-sized wolf dick this whole time

re: Pet death 

@pandora_parrot That's huge. I don't know what sort of comfort I can send. I hope the guy gets time and space to grieve.

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@amagire May I boost along with the request that my friend's looking for stuff to follow?

re: furry porn, horny nude deer, fucking machine, sex toys 

@amagire it's mastodon, it's right up there with e621 as "invented for furry porn."

vox populi vox Dei

nisi cum vox illa mihi non placet

Rant, mh, politics, heil bird 

If you DO say something and others agree that’s not cool, suddenly you’re the evil Woke Mob with all the power. It’s a win win situation for these folks, they get to be right no matter what happens or how much THEY made public discourse toxic. (Literally; lives are on the line but not theirs, ever.)They’re basically every bully you faced in high school who had the principals and teachers on their side.

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