Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Britain has a Shadow Cabinet which serves the Raven Queen on the Plane of Shadow, where the normal Cabinet serves Charles III nominally right now and rules from the Feywild. Can I make that joke or does WotC own it?

Parody of WWII poster (soldier bayoneting a fascist invader) and also a parody of 1955 “make way for CORN!” poster.

@D6016 oh wow!

@arakin Finish him!

hit this weird little spot of self hate which I am going to file as a lot of emotional fatigue from today.

screeeeeee
even in his youth, even in his youth, even in his youth he was NOTHING
kept his body clean, kept his body clean, kept his body clean GOIN' NOWHERE
Daddy was ashamed, Daddy was ashamed, was ashamed he was NOTHING

MY MAMA TALKIN' TO ME GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
BUT I DON'T LISTEN TO HER CAUSE MY HEAD IS LIKE A SIEVE
MY FATHER HE DISOWNED ME CAUSE I WEAR MY SISTER'S CLOTHES
HE CAUGHT ME IN THE BATHROOM WITH A PAIR'A PANTYHOSE

#drawing today, elf soulknife vs dwarf or duergar monk.

I dunno, I'm not completely convinced Vlaakith CLVII would be a better house speaker than Joseph "Sepp" Dietrich or Kevin McCarthy

Heading home, gonna make tofu jigae or something. Met some people, played a couple new games, gonna count that a win.

@chimerror read thread, thinking about it some

On the train waiting to get underway, listening to Modest Mouse of course. And we say we’re in love with all of it! And we say we’re in love with everything! And we LIE. Love to lie.

Pixar’s FARTS. The touching story of a young girl who’s just eaten a batch of refried beans, eggs and broccoli. Like she’s just moved to a new school and she’s having problems fitting in cause she keeps cutting big beefy ones, and the other kids keep making fun of that BUT DEEP INSIDE HER COLON anthropomorphic farts hate arguing about

@frostwolf to do, draw foxes with ginormous buttocks/booty shorts

@chimerror first I named a character “Makishi” under the belief that was a word for “werehyena” (it isn’t!). Then I decided it was short for “Makhona kaImpisi,” which is a vaguely plausible Zulu name for a hyena character.

@LexYeen “they’re the same picture”

Oh no “I Love Rock n Roll” is on the radio and I’m still at work where I can’t make fart noises with my hands at the appropriate point

I really don’t get it. D&D sells thanks to goodwill; people who liked third party content will eagerly buy official stuff, people who fell in love with D&D decades ago will buy the latest edition stuff. Why would Hasbro grab for more control and lose such a source of income?

@rey it’s a real pity that “blood horse” is a little like “sight hound” as far as relatively mundane creatures who sound like awesome D&D monsters