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@kistaro "I don't know what you've got in your scaly cloaca but we've got what it likes!"

"How's it goin', Joey?"
"Vhell, dhey lose me after da bunker scene."

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"what in the world do you think you're doing, you can't come in here, this is a closed set!"
"Wull piss on me, Ah'm workin' fer Mel Brooks."
"Please. Not in the face. THANK YOU."
"They've hurt Bunny! Come on girls!"

coyote sing along hour, all caps, Blazing Saddles 

TH' TAOWN SALOON WAS ALLUS LIVELY
BUT NEVER NASTY OR OBSCENE
BEHIND THE BAR STOOD ANAL JOHNSON
HE ALWAYS KEPT THINGS NICE AND CLEAN
*braaaaap*

"Star Trek" Amok Time (Episode from 1967) music youtu.be/guNfdqpk7bA via @YouTube

listening to this without a shirt on, as is appropriate (I don't own any shirts with a boob window)

Today was mostly shadowing, finished doing practice calls with a senior coworker who not only didn’t tear into my performance but even told me I did some stuff right, so that’s definitely a really variable, subjective thing from this week.

Remembering how public school solved in favor of kids who either built up a sense of self from being valued or bullies (so self centered school couldn’t crush them), and associated “success” with worthiness, so self worth got to be cumulative and frequently solved for assholes. Presumably if you had a really supportive encouraging family you’d make it through okay too, but who gets that?

@Yotenotes now remembering the time me and the ex were in line behind this completely bald guy with a rounded nose, no apparent teeth, very wrinkled neck and hunched shoulders, buying a batch of bok choy. We met a turtle!

@GraySpots thanks! Definitely an unexpected benefit of this brutal week.

Furry Stuff (Saucy Picture) 

@Charlotte I feel like there’s a meta level, where the commissioner accepts that they in an abstracted form are worth spending money on to look sexy, equivalent to spending money on appearance in meatspace; people relate to that, admire it.

@wolfteeth well put it in rice that’s supposed to help dry it out, then you can just open your skull and pop it back in

Also I realized I was never actually stupid! And most of the time I wasn’t half assing it! More later, maybe, I’m just fairly stoked about this.

Up with anxiety again.

I really have no idea why I didn't embrace an otter fursona. I think that may be due to an ex suggesting I wasn't playful enough, years ago; I definitely really *like* river otters and associate with them.

Also, reminded of how if I can ever get to Japan, Kyoto and Osaka are both a little more interesting to me than Tokyo.

my upstairs' neighbors' kid is currently playing with the spring on the doorstop

I don't think anything else makes that noise

WOO HOO
WOO HOO
I GOT MY HEAD SHAVED BY A JAMAICAN
IT WASN'T EASY
BUT NOTHING IS

we've moved on from Siamese Dream to "Possum Kingdom," and "Glycerine," and might even get to "Flagpole Sitta" and "Song 2" as part of "stuff which isn't necessarily that great but lets me indulge in unwise nostalgia"

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*reading argument about whether The Toadies' "Possum Kingdom" is about vampirism*

'course not, it's about hanging around South University Street and going to Pinball Pete's, Underworld and Gorditos not necessarily in that order

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