Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@mynameistillian что случил?

@Taokyi omg 💙💙💙

My idea is to make Valentine’s Day the fireworks holiday and make Independence Day the candy and hearts holiday, thus setting fireworks off in rainy season, offering distributors a chance to ship fireworks for more than just lunar new year, and turning July 4 into more of a hippie love fest.

happy crying bald eagle with ARs day!

@hag That's fantastically good progress, I'm really glad you got to have time making stuff! Hope you're able to push through and fiddle around drawing/painting more soon.

Here, There And Everywhere (2022 Mix) https://youtu.be/vs7U4xfkAfI via @YouTube

Sir Paul wrote it about a girl because he's Sir Paul so of course he did, but to me it's not about a girl, it's about a place. For all I know that place hasn't really existed since 1999. A lifetime ago for some people and heck, for me.

dear offshore recruiters, please don't fucking call me before 0700 or after 2300.

This cements my prejudices that 1) your lack of knowledge of time, distance or my actual skills means you don't really have a job, or you don't have one which is feasible for me, and 2) your sheer lack of boundaries suggests working for you would be sheer hell, and/or I don't want to make money for you.

@topaz @spottyfox yeah, they don't sell mechanical butts. Which is too bad, I'd totally want one if I were ever rich just because it's hilarious to me.

I've bought mostly bookshelves from them, their stuff is okay but not great. Like I've had it work out okay for years but then it'll disintegrate if you move it the wrong way.

Their deli section used to sell relatively affordably a kinda dumbed down version of punschrollar which I LOVED LOVED LOVED, getting them used to be the highlight of going to Ikea for me, and then they discontinued 'em, I don't know why.

@topaz @spottyfox it's supposed to demonstrate that their chairs are rugged enough to survive a simulation of being sat in hundreds of times per hour.

@topaz @spottyfox THIS eighth wonder of the world is right down the road from you, if you can stand being in Ikea without getting a major tension headache

https://youtu.be/PMt8WTk7EQg

MY DADDY HE DISOWNED ME CAUSE I WEAR MY SISTER'S CLOTHES
HE CAUGHT ME IN THE BATHROOM WITH A PAIR'A PANTYHOSE!

@topaz @spottyfox this isn't just like the mechanical ass that they've got at Ikea is it?

@Taokyi omg, hello Jellybean! 💙​💙​💙​

it's a sign of my old age that I describe some of my musical tastes as "hey man, what're you trying to do to my new record, I just bought it," which is wild since Earache My Eye is not itself stoner rock

yes, I'm listening to Bog Wizard

yes, they're fucking brilliant

yes, I want to run Dungeon World, why?

"charge," thank you, autocorrect

@Yotenotes Because you're panicking and therefore what you say is probably innocuous at worst, but it FEELS like you've just cracked a joke about Dachau at schul or something?

#drawings today, duergar charade out to surprise some adventurers trying to figure out an old door, and a batch of ghouls with a ghoul-hound. There’s nudity and ghoul goolies so y’all are warned.

AH KNOW KARATE, VOODOO TOO!
AH’M GONNA MAKE MAHSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU!
AH DON’T NEED NO MAKEUP, AH GOT REAL SCARS!
AH GOT HAIR ON MAH CHEST,
AH LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT

AH’M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT, GET SOME SPEED!
AH’M GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN T’SHINE DOWN ON ME!

@the_nerdskull the artist is Michael Whelan so that’s an analog painting and I’ve only read the original story, which is pretty good; I haven’t read the spin-offs.