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filk, crass, sexual, holidays 

making Christmas
making Christmas, la la la!
it's almost here and we can't wait
so drop your pants and masturbate
cause when the full moon starts to climb
we'll all sing out, it's Christmastime!
hee hee hee hee hee!

I was a little shit and responded in a public place on a furry MU* to someone sharing their AI art with

"You know, "look at this stuff I couldn't be arsed to make myself, just now" is not the draw you think it is."

should I feel bad for pissing on their joy?

re: we've been reading too much about vehicle shit 

@Ylfingr Extreme Close Up

@Ylfingr mah truck

mah TRUCK

mah TRRRUUUUUCK

guns guns and guns made America GUNS!

if I can be a stereotype for a minute here, the thing about that Eye Train art thing

is that all the ECUs of eyes especially with the more horizontal aspect ratio

looks like storyboards for a showdown from a Sergio Leone film

*bwongs jaw harp*

coyote sing along lyrics all caps 

I KNOW KARATE VOODOO TOO
I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU
AH DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP AH GOT REAL SCARS
I GOT HAIR ON MY CHEST
I LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT
I'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT GET SOME SPEED
I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE DOWN ON ME
I CUT A HOLE IN MY ROOF THE SHAPE OF A HEART
AND I'M GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME
GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME
GOIN' OUT WEST
GOIN' OUT WEST
GOIN' OUT WEST
GOIN' OUT WEST
WHOOOOO

coyote sing along hour all caps 

ALL THE ROOTS HANG DOWN
SWING FROM TOWN TO TOWN
THEY ARE MARCHING AROUND
RIGHT UNDER YOUR BOOTS
ALL THE TRUCKS UNLOAD
BEYOND THE GOPHER HOLES
THERE'S A WORLD GOING ON UNDERGROUND

sane sane they're all insane
the fireman's blind, the conductor is lame
a cincinatti jacket and a sad luck dame
hangin' out the window with a bottle full of rain
clap hands
clap hands

*looks up, eyes reflecting green in the dim light*

coyote sing along hour 

come closer and see
see into the trees
find the girl when you can
come closer and see
see into the dark
just follow your eyes
follow your eyes

I hear her voice
calling my name
sounds is deep in the dark
I hear her voice
and I start to run
into the trees
into the trees

wow do I feel like shit

no edible yet, but I have tea with honey, I'm naked and listening to Clan of Xymox's cover of A Forest

@frost accidental death and dismemberment. My unsubstantiated personal theory is that as an actuary, Gygax did handle ADD claims so he intentionally chose the acronym.

Was going to post art or dick pics or something but naw, mood’s shit rn, waiting. Waiting.

food 

@frost I snuck a cookie and had some bread I can maybe keep going some

Exercise in low blood sugar

When I get back I’m gonna get incredibly stoned and I’m gonna have oolong tea with honey and look at cat pictures

This experience is largely ass

deliberately missing the point for a joke 

@frost actually eating something NOW would really help

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