Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@frost “Then Elrond cut a big beefy one, and to Frodo it sounded like the high pitched ringing of a clear trumpet.”

They have a cave troll and cave troll accessories.

The elves, Middle Earth’s eldest and most boring people. Every time they show up in this movie Howard Shore provides music so graceful and ethereal you know it’s safe to get up and visit the bathroom.

oh man date mahmoul are awesome but I need to remember they're not eat the entire rest of the box awesome.

okay, job hunting done for the time being today, interviews scheduled, submitted last week's UI claim, applied for a EBT card, phone conversation with different agency person, filled out my ballot online and downloaded it to print and drop off, I am SO fucking done being a responsible adult today.

REPTILES all have pretty scales
they run real fast, like to bite
SOME HAVE TAILS!
SAMURAI like their water hot
very brave, eat raw fish
THEY FIGHT A LOT!

One thing I do know; no matter how shitty my artwork is, it's MY wonky anatomy, MY crappy perspective, MY unappealing character design, MY failures with color use and lighting. And this to me is more honorable than the best artwork that can be stolen from far better artists. /rant

@kistaro consider; being a LATEX dromaeosaur getting fawned over and serviced by FLUFFY dromaeosaurs, or vice versa, such that there's always both in the picture

oooh, a mortgage specialist! I could help GOOD people achieve their dreams in return for getting to survive a little longer!

something I love about "diversity" is how no matter how much they attack your synagogues or mosques, no matter how much you're assumed to be one of THOSE evil people over THERE, "indigenous to Europe, the Middle East and North Africa" defines you as white as Charles III

Today is definitely a "I would gladly sail a ship made of dead men's nails into Asgard and burn the whole fucking place down in the hopes that maybe the next world is a gentler, fairer one" sort of morning. This is why I'm not a Norse pagan; I'm on the wrong side.

singing the lyric "Rock me, Amadeus" as "Lech mich, Amadeus" because it's what HE would have wanted

fine, the follow up to the Dog Song is the MAX Song

and we say we're in love with all of it
and we say we're in love with everything
and we

oh yeah, it's time for the Dog Song!

The only dream I remember from last night, the “Boot to the Head” song got translated into Portuguese and sung by a clapping circle around a roda, since capoeira theoretically involves booting your opponent in the head. I thought this was hilarious in my dream.

I'm also now wondering whether my life is actually that bleak and in a rut as I tend to feel, or whether it's this combination of frequency and intensity, just the right buttons have been hit.

I think part of my midlife crisis or whatever is that I'm not really ready to be old because I haven't even completely figured out being a teenager yet let alone an adult, it's all been this rushed process dependent on someone else's arbitrary time scale.

apparently today's 2 AM feelings are Erik Erikson's stages of childhood development

@owashe from transylvaaaaaaaania

@CoyoteTraveller I'm sorry. About to fall over but wanted to let you know it's been seen.

one two three fo!

on candy striped legs the spider man comes
softly through shadows of the evening sun
stealing past windows of the blissfully dead
looking for victims shivering in bed
look out
here comes the spider man