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masturbation talk, fire 

damn. I'm winding down for the weekend and masturbating to my weird kinks and REALLY INTO IT, and suddenly there's sirens and people running around and someone asking repeatedly "do we need to evacuate?" but no alarm goes off HERE and nobody knocks on my door, so I'm not sure I should stop. Eventually I make myself calm down enough to where I can throw on pants and clothes, and zip out and there are firemen all over, lights and smoke pouring out of an apartment across the complex. My neighbors reassure me that everyone's okay and no we don't need to evacuate and this is great news, but wow, I was not expecting this at all. I figure if I'm not falling asleep 20 minutes after I ideally should I'll take melatonin and that should help some.

@amaranth@weirder.earth maybe, what sort of thing were you thinking?

@frost there *are* tea eggs and some places by you will have them (rather than having to make them yourself over 5 days or so)

today not including one which really didn’t work. Mostly finishing stuff from Tuesday but I wanted to redo some stuff in Friday’s drawing.

coyote sing along hour, Gwar lyrics, bathroom humor, religious reference 

Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
Just jiggle the handle!
Let flow go the turds!

"AHHH here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM the commode!"

The power of the toilet must never be abused!
He must be plunged, he must be sponged, lest carnage may ensue!
If a dead sheep were to clog him who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd call The Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise?

@frost yeah. In terms of cooking in the future, you can boil them in a mix of water and soup stock to get soup; you *can* pan fry them for the entire time, but I tend to like boiling dumplings in water in a pan for a little bit just to make sure they're cooked through, then pan frying them to finish them out. I don't think a cast iron pan would be good for that.

@frost I think they should be okay - frozen and how boiling/pan frying is going to eventually cook them through means even if they were pork, you'd still have a little time to play with before you'd run into trouble.

Winnie the Pu-erh, about the titular bear getting wildly caffeinated

initial plan to get congee for late breakfast turned into getting stuff to make corned beef hash, which turned into finding whatever was a good price, so I made hash but also chopped onion and red pepper for later, made more marinade than needed for fish and put it in with some half price burgers.

The chip on my shoulder, which is actually an intact redwood trunk

MEANWHILE the topic I said I'd talk about while baked stands forlorn and half forgotten, possibly because I'm baked but only possibly, waiting in the echoing halls of Khazad Dum (features in Khazad Dum and Dumer, a very popular dwarf comedy)

pondering posting lewds while stoned and talking about music because I'm cultured enough that I like Mendelssohn's 4th AND dropping my pants!

shouting, link to STP covering a favorite zeppelin track 

DUDE

DUDE

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS COVERED ONE OF MY FAVORITE ZEPPELIN TRACKS

youtu.be/Uh36o_e1Kw4?si=abrXbj

man I don't think I gave "Stairway to Heaven" enough credit for being a GOOD song, because it's so kinda societally expected as to be kind of a joke

and the lyrics really are a little like someone's first brush with paganism before they rush out and get their first Llewellyn book

but shit this is really good

home, home again
I like to be here when I can
when I come home cold and tired
it's good to warm my bones besides the fire
far away, across the fields,
the tolling of the iron bells
calls the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spells

whoa. The part of Pink Floyd's "Time" with the more chime like, deeply resonant instrumentals BEFORE the guitar/vocals kick in, serve as a bridge between the "clock chimes" and the lyrics.

I wonder if "Time" was like those Beatles songs where someone decides to mix two similar song ideas?

@topaz oh how cool! Apparently I've been making genmaicha wrong all this time. I'm not great with tea, since my introduction to tea drinking was my dad and HIS introduction was what, a British chemistry department? so it's all about the "dump hot flavored water down throat quickly"

@topaz tenren.com/ti-kuan-yin-tea-bag this shit's a great buzz for me, so it might really put you to sleep, ymmv

@topaz the bakery where I used to work really liked doing loose leaf tea in a *French press* would you believe it? And since tea leaves aren't as fine as coffee grounds it wasn't as much a pain in the ass to clean up afterwards. If you can find one, sometimes there are teakettles with this integral basket where you dump the water through and let it steep

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