Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@frost There's a chance of that but honestly I don't have much choice.

I also feel like these people deserve *something* in the way of emotional support, even if this weren't the only shot I had at a house, I just couldn't tell my parents to fuck themselves and never deal with them again, much as I want to.

@LilahTovMoon omg the couch photo omg 😻​

@frost Pretty much. He basically passes the test in ways the Reverend Mother doesn't expect - she *is* trying to fail/kill him - and then she really doesn't do much with that information.

"Put your hand in the box."
"What's in the box?"
"Bean pie."
"I sure do love pie!"
"STOP. I hold at your neck the gom jabbar. This one kills only animals."
"Are you suggesting there's no pie?"
"NO! I'm suggesting you might be human!"
"Not even marionberry?"
"NO. You feel an itching burning... flesh crisping... nerves on fire..."
"THE PIEEEEEE!"
"Kuhl wahlad! No woman child ever withstood so much!"

@frost it's just so fucking heteronormative to get hair dye ads where I can dye it... brown?

Except DOCTOR Rain Dog Sr. has ordered me not to dye my hair. If I ever inherit that dude's house I am dyeing my hair, fucking guys in what used to be his bedroom, and hanging the biggest tranniest pride flag I can find from his porch.

no, you fuckers, I have exactly NO desire to dye my gray/white hair back to brown as a confidence boost

If I'm gonna color my hair I'd prefer unrealistic bright orange, or possibly green. The ONLY reason I have not done this is I need to kiss up to my father and potential employers.

hey El Rinconsito is hiring an accounting assistant

could I get paid partly in tripas burritos?

they're in Fife, though.

someone tried to tell me something,
"don't let the world bring you down,"
nothing can do me in, before I do myself
save it for your own, and the ones you can help

I've given everything I need!
I'd give you everything I own!
I'd give in if at least it could be ours alone!
I'd give it everything I've got
to blow it to hell and gone
burrow down and then
blow up the outside
blow up the outside
blow up the outside world

since I don't know if the theme tune by Ron Wasserman has a name, we can just refer to it as "Previously On X-Men"

one of the nice things about Seattle I don't think anyone would expect is, on top of the gigantic Uwajimaya in the International District, there's a little Japanese grocery in Georgetown, which is a very blue collar/grimy/ignored part of town. They have a lunch area with korroke, donburi, etc.

My interview was down around there so I stopped at the grocery store and got a spam musubi (this didn't even survive HALF the trip home), saba shioyaki (theirs is awesome) and an egg fu yung (I realize about as Chinese as I am, but I like the stuff and never make it).

and they're only gonna change this place
by killing everybody in the human race
and they would kill me for a cigarette
but I don't even want to die just yet

#drawings today or finished today!

I still have mixed feelings about whether it's okay for me to really enjoy Dune/Dune related stuff or not ever since basically being told that I'm one of the villains.

Hear me out, what if you made poppy seed bride cakes or moon cakes and it’d be simultaneously very Jewish and very Chinese

@DWCMarshalArts blessed be the Maker and his Water

What if you had a murder mystery in Waterdeep where something was killing members of the cult of Malar the Beastlord, and then basically you had D&D versus Predator turn into an excuse to run Expedition to the Barrier Peaks?

Holy shit, it took me til today to realize the “don’t, you’ll flood the whole compartment!””he’ll die in there!””die? He’s dead ALREADY” exchange was a literal restatement of how Kirk’s never really taken the Kobayashi Maru test, and Spock literally just did.

Less excitingly here is a big plate of noodles

@PsyChuan IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FUTURE

THERE ARE ONLY DUMMY THICC THIGHS

@LilahTovMoon *holds hands over eyes*