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@frost @wolfe yeah, but you've been looking for tech jobs, you *know* this one - the employer ideally wants someone with about 2-5 years of experience (so they need to train them less/don't risk really terrible mistakes/don't need to pay as much as a more senior employee). It might not be a complete killer. Time to poke at your job/housing coordinator type and see what they think?

Magazine special titled “Inside Your Cat’s Mind; What They Really Think” and it’s just pictures of patches of sunlight in the floor

no wait

here’s a glossy photo of your part filled glass captioned THE GOOD WATER

@KronoGarrett I've been thinking about this in the context of Scott McCloud's "Understanding Comics" and Barbara Ehrenreich's "Dancing in the Streets." And I think I have an involved discussion coming together about this, but I'm also realizing just how much this stuff presses my buttons on a personal level. Both of them get long, and right now I need to get to the day job, grrr...

I'm in the middle of furries eagerly promoting/enjoying AI "art" and it's a real cold shower with extra bleach

so I wanted to say that if you're out there, ACTUALLY making stuff? I see it, it's YOURS, and I appreciate it way more than any AI polished average of stuff jacked from ACTUAL artists.

oh yeah, it's my favorite stoner track, "Koff Koff Giggle"

the lyrics go like

Suck SUCK Koff Koff Koff
Suck SUCK Koff Koff Koff
Dude. Hey Dude!
Dude, are you thinking about burritos?
Yeah, dude, but do they even deliver at this hour?
I dunno dude. You wanna call them?
I dunno. YOU call them.
No way dude, it's comfortable here, I don't wanna get up.
Duuuuuude.

*instrumental*

@frost Oh yeah. Most people hiring want you to use/trash out your own car. And then there's all the Uber/Lyft gig stuff.

@frost Not a terrible idea. I'm basically self-taught, which is a long story, and it took me *ages* to pick up stuff like looking several cars ahead to check what was going on, swapping lanes on the freeway without my heart in my mouth, etc.

@frost Awesome! What'd you think? Because if that works okay, maybe delivery driver is a good fallback!

Uhhhh, I can kinda but not exactly see why this “models of all things Luftwaffe” magazine special is in the middle of the “I masturbate furiously while thinking about Kampfgruppe Peiper” magazines instead of the modeling magazines. (And seriously the Wehrmacht worship is that bad.)


Mah hair is… real long!
No brains… or brawn!
No shoes… just thongs!
Ah hate… slow songs!

most cursed Blacksad fanfic ever

Blacksad gets it on with Smirnov or Neal Beato, BUT anyone he schtupps gets an equivalent to those weird humanish faces Guarnido gives all the cats

Slept around 6 hours solidly before AWAKE. darnit.

Pol adjacent opinion, caps 

The problem with right wingers is their whole ideology is punitive, self righteous and prejudicial. It’s rotten all the way through. The problem with leftists is we express kinder ideologies as punitive, self righteous and prejudicial. WARMONGERING AND ELITISM ARE WRONG EVEN IF THIS TIME YOU’RE THE RIGHT PEOPLE AND SOMEONE ELSE IS THE INSIDIOUS EVIL WORTHY OF GUILT FREE ANNIHILATION.

"At this point, Ahab meets a captain who carries similar physical scars but no emotional ones. Boooring! How about; a pod of bowhead whales jostles the Pequod! Ishmael's flung from the crow's nest, but Tashtego leaps from yardarm to yardarm as the ship sways, carrying him to safety!"

Adding; the Peter Jackson/Peter Chung crossover

"Long, spindly arms and legs brace his spidery landing! At this point Ahab - recognizable by his massive pecs and the huge A on his stovepipe hat - comes on deck..."

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have you ever considered that Peter Jackson would be the ideal director for Moby Dick, because it's a theoretically straightforwards story with a huge monster, which is ridiculously long and huge chunks of it are random gunk which doesn't further the plot but Melville thought it was cool

from doughnuts to fursuits, the world is full of things I want to buy and really, really shouldn't, even if I can afford 'em.

oh YEAH John William's stirring "March of the Thyreophorans"

I see we're having another small-children-yelling/I'd-be-completely-unfit-for-parenthood evening tonight

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