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@chimerror The Buddha doesn't say not to throw the coal; he's just concerned with the need to get rid of it somehow rather than be miserable.

After all these years of believing that I'm this out of control monster, and that a GOOD person would be able to walk away from being this pissed off, I've finally realized the big reasons to drop being angry are that I don't enjoy the emotion and I can't really accomplish anything with it.

@icefoxx Because you're trying to do stuff beyond being shiny - trying to do interesting poses, interesting lighting, have bits of narrative. It's like you trust that latex outfits are going to be hot, and have moved on to stuff like playing with lighting to get reflections.

last all caps Type O Neg filk this evening, I promise 

*Peter Steele voice*
DEAR PRUDENCE
MY CHRYSLER’S LIKE A WHALE
DEAR PRUDENCE
AND ITS SETTING SAAAAAIL
HUGGING AND KISSING
DANCING AND A LOVIN’
WEARING NEXT TO NOTHING
CAUSE ITS HOT AS AN OVEN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOUR TIN ROOF RUUUST?

holy crap there’s even more of this? all caps 

there’s more?

DEAR PRUDENCE
I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU ENTERTAIN US?
I’M WORST AT WHAT
I DO THE BEST
AND FOR THIS GIFT
I’M FEELING BLESSED
DEAR PRUDENCE

Even more filk, more all caps, more Peter Steele voice 

DEAR PRUDENCE
PULL THE SPITTING WIRES DOOOOOWN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WITH A GRIMACE AND SOOOOUND
THE HELPLESS FOLKS ON SUBWAY TRAINS
THEY SCREAM AT YOU IN FEAR AND PAIN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU MAKE YOUR WAY DOWNTOWN?
LOOK AROUND AROUND AROUND AROUND

Filk, all caps 

*Peter Steele voice*

DEAR PRUDENCE
SPUNS A WEB ANY SIZE
DEAR PRUDENCE
CATCHES THIEVES LIKE FLIIIIES
WELL ARE YOU STRONG
WELL LISTEN BUD
CAUSE YOU’VE GOT
RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU CME OUT TO PLAAAY.

Reacting normally to stress by singing along with Siouxsie and the Banshees’ cover of “Dear Prudence” in my best Peter Steele voice

NARRATOR: they did not actually sound anything like Peter Steele

Mah name’s Miss Clytaemenestra Torus, but you can call me Cly, sugah *fans self*

Why do I even try to communicate a personal want with these people? It’s like I’m still fucking 8. Or 10, or 16, or 23, or 34, or… извините пожалуйста вы разговариваете по русский? Конечно я не справлюсь какой-то язык ВЫ понимаете!

Folksy Sign; “Having a SWEDISH fika.”

I assume “Having a FINNISH fika” would be “vodka is basically coffee right?”

lost my temper

if the world's richest Jew-hater can throw money at a candidate who'll harm us, a dirt-poor yid can throw what little money I can spare.

@topaz yeah, the last week or so I've been slammed!

Star Wars theory;

"Jizz" obviously has Big Band influences but we've only seen small live ensembles - Max Rebo Band, Figrin D'An and the Modal Nodes and two vocalists in Solo.

Based on how big bands gave way to smaller groups in the late 40s, and how the SWverse is less obviously prosperous after the Clone Wars, I'm assuming that before jizz popular music of the Old Republic drew on 30+ musicians.

The best thing about Dune ISN’T “Shakespearean feuding nobles mixed with Arab Revolt and future knife fights is kinda bland without having the key resource be Space LSD synthesized by giant mutant earthworms, plus Space Nuns, Shiite Gnomes, etc.”

The BEST part is how everyone adapting Dune went “this is kinda dull honestly, what it REALLY needs is the longest continuous shot ever/fetuses in a bong sneezing between dimensions/the galaxy’s elite soldiers throat singing during a rainstorm/etc.”

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