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thrown out of the Warhammer store for loudly declaring BANEBLADE LET IT RIP every time I put my tanks on the table

for the longest time I conflated Seth McFarlane with Todd McFarlane and I was very confused

Todd McFarlane’s “American Dad” *draws like a thousand little crosshatchy lines*

Plato’s allegory of the Man Cave in which the inhabitants perceive reality through the filter of a big screen tv watched with cold beer from a huge comfortable couch. In this analogy it is the philosopher who makes the necessary phone call and orders delivery.

SPICY SZECHUAN STORIES, four issues of sizzling woks and hot peppercorns! Though some folks will denigrate these pulps as just tripe.

@GoodNewsGreyShoes thank you! This one’s kinda cheating since I have an okay amount of fencing experience. I’d say the power rapier or whatever it is actually has a good chance of getting at a space in the armor, but let’s face it, the corsair probably has about a century more experience than he does.

Starting to feel that all negative emotions are justified in feeling, they’re just less useful to hang onto, and the big difficulty here is that I feel them because I feel threatened, and it’s a lot harder to accept that I’m not especially in conditions which seem so persistent as to seem permanent.

* Dark Crystal narrator voice *

But today, Jen's pipe gives no comfort. For today, Jen's dealing with some really egregious personal crap, not including putting up with how the whole planet's being wrecked by the fucking Skeksis again, or still rather.

re: warhammer 40k drukhari humor 

@LexYeen

Drukhari 🤝​ Shadar Kai
being LITERALLY THE SAME ELVES

Tonight’s since unsure what posting will look like tomorrow.

@LexYeen I mean it IS canon that aeldari go through hobbies and while a normal elf will go okay, shooting humans and orks with a flamethrower was pretty cool for a couple of centuries but I think it's time to switch to something different like pottery that only occasionally uses a flamethrower, drukhari have literally only the one hobby. I guess two if you count sadism and masochism separately.

so it takes like 45 minutes of servitors hooking you up and chanting while putti flutter overhead to get you INTO Space Marine Armor

is there like a quick release? Like "crap all activators are out down my left side and the place is crawling with elves who make a bloodplay party during Folsom look gentle, I need to get out of this rig NOW?"

re: uspol 

@amagire sympathy. Gonna go draw Dark Future stuff as an escape from this reality, I'm not quite sure how that one works.

necron technology, so ancient that they tap the button twice to activate their jump packs

this went straight through potential jokes about 8 bit tracks to the realization that the "Klingon Battle" in Star Trek the Motion Picture is basically about Klingons unsuccessfully avoiding saving to OneDrive

a right winger is someone who is deeply angry about imaginary problems and wants to turn them into horrifying real world actions, a leftist is someone who's deeply angry about very real problems and wants to turn them into more being deeply angry.

yesterday. Unsure how drawing might work out later today thanks to adjusting to new glasses plus fatigue.

status update to Project My Eyes and Cheek are Fuxx0red

my eyes, and cheek, are still fuxx0red

@Exindiv I mean for all I know somewhere out there Bayard Wu and Terryl Whitlatch are doing the same exact thing.

@Tuftears Glad! I can spot all the mistakes but that's sort of always how it goes.

@electrickeet Thanks! the WA voter portal says it got mailed 10/16, but this is literally an election which could potentially destroy life on earth, so I feel a little antsy.

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