@Kusimanse fennec! Since I've been into them lately.
ASTARTES! Child soldiers chosen for strength and determination, subjected to a brutal regimen of surgery, training and brainwashing, then after serving as Scouts placed in specialist roles!
ASPECT WARRIORS: “For a couple of centuries I was really into ceramics and then one day I was ‘avin’ a honey wine with me mates and they said ‘you really like firin’ stuff, ‘ave you ever thought about runnin’ around battlefields with a flamethrower?’“
coyote sing along hour, all caps, the reasonable follow up to Dannheim's "Beserkir"
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BESERKIR!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK
BESERKIR!
THE BESERKIR IS JUST SO OBSCENE
LIKES EVIL PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE TAKES YOUR SOUL AND THEN JUST RIPS IT APART
HE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMOKE SOME POT
BESERKIR!
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK
BESERKIR!
proposed mashup of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" and Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman"
I'm a blonde bimbo girl
Super cool, super mean
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
Dealin' good, for The Man
Superfly, here I stand
Kiss me here, touch me there
Hanky panky
I'm your pusherman (let's go party!)
I'm your pusherman (let's go party!)
@TuckthePitbull robust, a little more intensely flavorful than most rice vinegar - it's what goes into hot and sour soup
I'd actually wondered about macro sperm, since furry macro art usually involves stomping or cumming or both.
Like afterwards are furries looking at the semen-soaked remains of the bus shelter or w/e and there's like these 1-2 meter long sperm just drying up on the pavement where you can see the nucleus and everything?
aha HERE'S where the Thousand Islands are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_Islands
at last I know where the salad dressing comes frpm (it does actually believe it or not)
@LexYeen here's the deal; I don't really CARE about my enemies. As long as I'm happy, safe and prosperous, it's just fine with me if they die fat, happy and safe.
This all implies they leave me and mine the fuck alone. If they're ridiculously wealthy people who could potentially fuck off to their golf courses, buffets and yachts no problem, and YET they've decided that they need to fuck with all of us, now THAT I want to survive to read their fucking obits, and the sooner the better.
psyching myself up for visiting my parents
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.