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Spotted this sticker during yesterday’s walk. It’s PROBABLY actually for something problematic or by an antisemite, but I liked it anyway.

ASTARTES! Child soldiers chosen for strength and determination, subjected to a brutal regimen of surgery, training and brainwashing, then after serving as Scouts placed in specialist roles!

ASPECT WARRIORS: “For a couple of centuries I was really into ceramics and then one day I was ‘avin’ a honey wine with me mates and they said ‘you really like firin’ stuff, ‘ave you ever thought about runnin’ around battlefields with a flamethrower?’“

coyote sing along hour, all caps, the reasonable follow up to Dannheim's "Beserkir" 

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BESERKIR!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK
BESERKIR!

THE BESERKIR IS JUST SO OBSCENE
LIKES EVIL PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE TAKES YOUR SOUL AND THEN JUST RIPS IT APART
HE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMOKE SOME POT
BESERKIR!
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK
BESERKIR!

a Volvo, or according to Norse tradition, "oracular station wagon"

but wait, you say. Brass Against did a cover of Seven Nation Army that mashed up with Pusherman. And there are Sweet Dreams are Made of These mashups with Seven Nation Army. THEREFORE you could mashup Sweet Dreams are Made of These with Barbie Girl and it'd work.

proposed mashup of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" and Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman"

I'm a blonde bimbo girl
Super cool, super mean
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
Dealin' good, for The Man
Superfly, here I stand
Kiss me here, touch me there
Hanky panky

I'm your pusherman (let's go party!)
I'm your pusherman (let's go party!)

not only did the "Garlic Girl" garlic cloves my housemate left on the counter prompt filking Tori

never was a garlic girl
thought it was a good solution

but trying to find a good link found a YT "I'm a garlic girl" short

I'm a garlic girl
in a garlic world

@TuckthePitbull robust, a little more intensely flavorful than most rice vinegar - it's what goes into hot and sour soup

I'd actually wondered about macro sperm, since furry macro art usually involves stomping or cumming or both.

Like afterwards are furries looking at the semen-soaked remains of the bus shelter or w/e and there's like these 1-2 meter long sperm just drying up on the pavement where you can see the nucleus and everything?

there was on sale fish at the store, and I've wanted fish and black bean sauce for a while so the solution was trying to cook fish with black bean sauce, ginger, garlic, soy sauce and a little black vinegar. Going forward I want to use less cooking oil, leave off the black vinegar, add green onions

Have you considered that Archaeopteryx lithographica predates Canis leptophagus, the first coyote, by about 149 million years, even further removed in time from the first catapult and even that is ancient by comparison to the invention of rocket skates?

A fan Doctor Who movie made by splicing together parts with Jon Pertwee and Monty Python episodes with Elizabethians or British military. It can’t fail!

aha HERE'S where the Thousand Islands are en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand

at last I know where the salad dressing comes frpm (it does actually believe it or not)

@LexYeen here's the deal; I don't really CARE about my enemies. As long as I'm happy, safe and prosperous, it's just fine with me if they die fat, happy and safe.

This all implies they leave me and mine the fuck alone. If they're ridiculously wealthy people who could potentially fuck off to their golf courses, buffets and yachts no problem, and YET they've decided that they need to fuck with all of us, now THAT I want to survive to read their fucking obits, and the sooner the better.

Ghazkull Thraka and His Beautiful Thrakettes

Rain Dog boosted

its been said that there's this kind of singing dogs in the forests. dogs without owners - they are their own dogs. the dogs are their own owners! very social. they get together and sing. deep in the forests. singing all night, every night. sounds wonderful

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