Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

And then Gandalf the White tells of how he fought his great enemy in dark paths beneath Khazad-Dûm, and cast him down upon the slope of the mountain and was returned unto middle earth naked, greeting the first mortal folk he met afterwards with I VILL NEED YÜR BOOTS, YÜR CLOTHES AND YOUR MEARAS.

#drawing yesterday

Weeeeell Bluesky is having issues with suddenly having a third of Twitter migrate or w/e, guess I’m stuck talking about important stuff like wanting doughnuts and coffee and having nightmares here

You can fuck right off selling me your patriot branded prepper shit, it’s crappy enough I have to spend the next 4 years in y’all’s fap fantasy without it getting between me and some dude playing banjo.

@LexYeen fuck the onion and fuck Alex Jones

I’m not sure which despicable varlet needs to be prevented by sign in requests from sneaking onto my Microsoft Teams account but evidently she likes Teams more than I do.

cursed movie thought

"General Hoek, Flash Gordon approaching"
"what do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approacheeeng'?"
"on a stolen Hawkman rocket cycle. Shall I inform His Majesty?"
"You EEEDIOT! thee Emperor will shoot you for eenterrupteeng His wedding with thees news!"

cursed 40K thought; have you ever considered that Fabius Bile is basically Uncle Fester? like he's basically the WAR FESTER.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
can't stand it
I know you planned it!
I'ma get it straight this Watuhgate
cause I can't stand rockin' while I'm in heyah
cause y'crystal ball ain't so crystal cleyah!
so while y'sit and wonduh why
I got this FUCKIN' thorn in my side
oh my gawd, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotawdge!

Convinced the only reason Bedford Forrest and Otto Skorzeny didn’t get cabinet posts is they’re dead

Naw just kidding, he doesn’t know enough history to know who they were

the Beastie Boys version of the Kalevala, sadly never completed

#drawing last night

@jk *later*
WHY WON’T HERMAN MELVILLE ANSWER MY EMAILS

Thundercats 🤝 Ultramarines

named after where they’re from not their characteristics like you thought

the lyrics to Disco Inferno describe how the poet descends to the deepest levels of the disco, accompanied by Virgil, and its follow up, Disco Purgatorio and Disco Paradisio, describe how he repents of the commercialization of disco and attains purest funk, or P-funk.

https://youtu.be/zsEUcRHlS0w?si=pufGwRmnoNfPl26w

underneath the chilly gray November sky
we can make believe that Kennedy is still alive
we're shooting for the moon and smiling Jackie's driving by and
they say, good try
tomorrow, Wendy, you're going to die.

https://youtu.be/7Uil_moZTQk?si=HOCe3NGw4e8m2CHT

twas a long time ago
longer now than it seems
in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams
for the story of which you're about to be told
takes place in the holiday realms of old
now you've probably wondered where holidays come from

also; pronouncing "Gloin" as "gloyne" rather than "gloh-win" sorta sounds like making fun of stereotypical NYC accents

Along comes Gimli son'a GLOIN son'a GROIN
From Erebor da lonely mountain
And he sees thoity doity boids sittin' on a coib
Choipin' and boipin' and eatin' doity oitwoims
Boy, was he destoibed.

In place of a Burger King you shall have a Dairy Queen! Not dark but beautiful as the dawn! And in that land we shall treat thee right! ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

But no, I will calm my tits, and go into the west, and be no more Galadriel.