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Oh yeah time for Lords of Acid’s classic track “Finger My Taint (12” Thuddy Flogger Remix)”

*dances*

ungulates are characterized by a reduced number of toes and lower limbs with little mobility as an adaptation to running, so clearly the next stage in perissodactyl evolution is the much anticipated HOVERHORSE

colored a today - technically she's undressed, but I think she's SFW.

this is not a sitcom, where everything's all right
this is not a prison with terror through the night
don't, don't you go,
won't you stay with me one more day
if we get through one more night
if we get through one more night

@obscurestar Thanks.

I moved up here largely because I knew they WERE gonna have health stuff and wanted to be around to help out, but I just didn't anticipate that it'd be less dramatic physical stuff, waaaay more frequent, grinding emotional support. I mean nobody knows what they're walking into when that happens.

I wouldn't wish senile dementia on Musk, Trump or Netanyahu. That's how fucking uncomfy it is to see someone live with it.

Like they did terrible controlling, abusive, discouraging, crazy making, neglectful shit to me and they still do, BUT they’re not bad people, just uncomfortable to deal with and innately linked to some of my worst memories. NONE of this deserves “my mind is going and my whole world has been reduced to one floor of a two story house.” None of it deserves “sole caretaker for someone with senile dementia on top of my own issues.”

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I don’t like my parents very much, but my mom’s definitely deteriorated this last visit, my dad’s even more stressed and frustrated which isn’t a good thing in/for a caregiver, and it just sucks they’re facing all this. And literally I can’t think of anything else I can do right now. I know it doesn’t make sense to be this upset about people I don’t actually like but.

@D6016 nonsense, if you have your *glasses* on you're not naked.

"Goin' out for a while, do you need anything from Hitler Star?"
"Naw, I think we have enough Hitler in the house to last a while."

... probably in very poor taste

okay I am now sitting around naked except for a poncho (is that a mexican poncho or a sears poncho) listening to Uuhai but y'know I am willing to pay that price to step back from being really angry

uhhh if this video is trying to sell me on going to Mongolia it's not a hard sell, ya know.

new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries
hope it's right when you die old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull in the hall
never should've called
but my head's to the wall and I'm lonely
and if you took to me now
like a gull takes to the wind
I'd have jumped from my trees
and I'd dance like the queen of the assholes
and the rest of our lives would've fared well

"we cannot stop ordering from Taco Bells cantina chicken menu"

well have you tried hitting the bong less frequently I'm sure they're tired of you calling every 15 minutes

under the branch of the timber-bound tree
birds flying low looking downwards to feed
mankind's behavin' like some serial killers
giant old monsters afraid of the sharks
and we're in love with all of it
and we say what can we say
and we say we're in love with all of it
and we say we're in love with everything
and we say, what can we say?

oooh febreeze fabric spray now my entire home can smell like HOTEL ROOM FULL OF FURRIES

corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town
don't you know it's the same as the last
sure I seen your face elsewhere before
just as familiar as a bottle and a glass
hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees, honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n mah sense catches up with me

okay taking an edible

uri vinciri uebari
ferroque necari

Wanna know a dumb complaint about Star Wars OK so in the prequel the gungans speak a patois, but they never seem to have their own language. What you need to blend with galactic standard in order to communicate.

A vaguely dinosaur alien species where humans assume the smaller gracile aliens with ornate bone spikes getting rushed out of sight are some sort of ruling elite and of course they’re not…

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