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Fantasy wargames converted to historical wargames would read like “Model rolled a 6, allowing his MAKESHIFT FORMATION ability to band the remaining paratroopers together with Kriegsmarinen to successfully block the road from Nijmegen to Antwerp. Then Horrocks charged 12” with 4 Guards Fireflies, bringing down half the Germans in a hail of 17 pounder fire.”

would someone really into ghosts/ghost stories/ghost hunter TV shows be a "booaboo"

and here I always thought I was all about Aeldari. You know, slender, graceful, mobile, wrecked their entire future

now the REAL question is "reckon playing orks is half as appealing while sober and confronted with the fucking price of new minis at the shop as while listening to The Oppressed?"

so far my new WAAAGH_ORK! playlist has "Rudie Can't Fail," "So What," "Pretty Vacant," and "System Fucked Up."

Any more suggestions are RIGHT welcome m8

I am now tempted to play Orks just so I can see if I actually *can* build an okay looking Gargant for only $50 out of styrene and empty beer cans

naw, I'm lying. The big reasons I'd play Orks is so I can stomp around in Doc Martens, and make actual Brits wince with my attempts at the accent.

video of the most expensive 40K models (all titans of various sorts minus the Tau Manta), from a $800ish Warhound to a >$2600 Warlord - so about a partial fursuit, a really nice head or downpayment for a used car

and you LITERALLY CAN'T PLAY with it without it immediately MOVING OFF THE BOARD

Meanwhile, some Ork player out there's like "oi LOOKIT! oi made me Gargant fer 50 Euros (dat's about 5 teef) of styrene and empty lager cans, looks right 'ard dunnit?"

@Tuftears I was actually thinking in part about the "prequel" Stoker wrote for Dracula where he sends his personal coach to pick up Jonathan Harker, who doesn't see anything wrong with the signals basically plastered all over it.

Here’s some inks I worked on yesterday.

gettin' into "The Battle of Yavin" by nervously checking my high 6

uspol - rant, mh - 

I am going to die thanks to Republicans and probably soon. If I don't die in a hate crime, at a protest, or thanks to some variety of preventable disease, I can still die in a shooting, driven to homelessness, as fallout from climate change, or at the very least because healthcare is unaffordable.

My family history of heart disease is a similar long term risk compared to how THEY are going to do me in, one way or another. It's the unimportant little person version of how King and X knew damn well they were going to die.

mh - - journaling, uspol -, CPTSD, slurs 

I'm triggered and I KNOW it, which is not unreasonable for having Reagan's America back but now infinitely more offensive and as a speedrun.

Not only when I tally up the recent past (eg, today's the first day I've colored art in a month), but also I think things like "they are bullies, so I know EXACTLY what they are doing; they are pushing until someone reacts violently so that they can beat heads AND be self righteous about how they're the reasonable good people."

There is no social contract anymore, you're still supposed to be a good little kike/good little faggot/whatever and comply with rules and regulations which apply to YOU but not, never, the GOOD VALUED PEOPLE.

The cream always rises to the top. We know because the people who claim to be the cream tell us so while they're abusing us.

@ziphi walk without rithy

walk without rithyim

walk without rythmn and

look, don't fall into a pattern if you don't want a sandworm to show up

@Tuftears "this place is an Advanced Death and Disability game waiting to happen," she said primly

@anthracite I'd been thinking that too - initially this was less vertical, more horizontal before I realized "I don't need the whole door in there to get the important idea across" and "there's some fairly empty space up top, and it'd be a nice dark contrast to a title, why not fix it so it could actually have one?"

Been a while since I a , let's fix that as a way to try coping with The Horrors and The Sunday Feelings.

"Ben's Death and TIE Fighter Attack," John Williams => "Takin' a Ride," Don Felder => "Goodbye Blue Sky," Pink Floyd => "Me 262," Blue Oyster Cult => "Aces High," Iron Maiden => "Supermarine," Hans Zimmer

oh yeah he bites a scorpion in half BIG DEAL FENNEC FOXES DO THAT ALL THE TIME and they're cuter than The Rock oiled up c. 2001 although to be fair The Rock doesn't make noises which are as obnoxious

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