Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@owashii@plush.city trust me it never gets better with age. It’s always I could swear I was 28 a few months ago, the fuck happened?

@GraySpots I truly want to be there for them as needed. They don’t deserve either my unqualified love, OR abandonment. As I age it could be profoundly useful to be with them for existential and practical knowledge both. But I was hoping for more tips on HOW to do this difficult thing. I wish my Mom weren’t in frequent pain and could move more, but she still has no interest in who I really am, she snaps at me and orders me around, and surviving memories include being yelled at and hit.

Being outraged that "reasonable" Republicans are okay with fraudulent election claims enforced by violence is like being outraged the doughnut shop serves muffins. Believe me I'd love to be disappointed, but I've lived my entire life with what "reasonable" Republicans will do for their convenience, and you're surprised now?

Fork!

living in the real world, you come to expect the equivalent of Tony Stark is just a charismatic extrovert who didn't actually build his own armor. You don't expect the equivalent of Tony Stark to be innately unlikable and actively sabotaging J.A.R.V.I.S.

gotta say "be with your parents, even if your relationship was difficult with them, when they are dying, because that will help you process your feelings about being merely a speck in the ongoing swirling vortex of existence" was not the advice I was looking for.

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"What we need is some hyper."
"What's hyper, precious?"
"Hy-per-tro-phic. With musk and latex and ballooning. Lovely macro hyper herm vixens! *Sam makes lurid hand gestures* Even you couldn't say no to that."
"Oh yes we could, spoiling nice Gay fetish art. Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasssty hyper macros."
"Oh, you're hopeless."

DECKARD lights up.
"It seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public."
"Replicants are like any other machine, they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit it's not my problem."
"May I ask you a personal question?"
"Sure."
"What's 'cock vore'?"
DECKARD suddenly has a furious coughing fit.

*listening to the Bladerunner soundtrack*

Rutger Hauer (improvising): I've seen things you people couldn't imagine etc etc etc

me (quoting an obscure comic in my best Harrison Ford voice): So I guess aside from breaking my fingers and killing a bunch of people he was a pretty great guy.

@huxley I never actually knew about her till this Halloween's thing - I'm sure I must've seen photos of her in underwear before - but, aside from being unable to resist a Dune reference, I really adore the idea that one of the certifiably beautiful people might just go completely nuts over Halloween.

@frostwolf Makes sense to me. It's weird how movies never like seem to have an equivalent big mound of humeri or whatever.

One #drawing today, adventurers vs demon in a foggy grove of skulls!

UPDATE: which got me to Waits' "Dead and Lovely" and now I apparently am on Songs To Have On in the Background During Gangland Killings. "If I Didn't Care," "Stardust," "September Song," "A Kiss to Build a Dream On," etc.

went from Boney M's "Rasputin" to the opening to Hellboy (2004) to Tom Waits' "What's He Building?"

So for Halloween, Heidi Klum covered her body with sandtrout and became an immense omniscient human-worm hybrid, is that what I’m hearing?

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins contains the inaccurate statement "he battled a troll!" while leaving out fairly key details of The Hobbit, like the entire Battle of Five Armies or anything around Erebor. Therefore, "in world" the singer is someone theoretically familiar with Bilbo's story but who was too bored to remember less exciting like "teased a dragon alone in the dark," "provided the detail that finally slew the dragon" or "wept for Thorin after a battle which proved friendship means more than greed."

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrine Took. I might have known.

I went from "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" to "The Battle of Evermore," the first chords of which are pretty much the same progression as "Sodomy" from Meet the Feebles, so I had to listen to that too.