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This is fucking depressing. As I age my dreams of pencilling for Marvel, illustrating Osprey books, or even being comfortable living off art are kinda limited, which okay sure, but what was always most important here was making people happier with artwork, not jobs or money. So it sucks to lose one means to achieve that most important goal, showing people stuff, because someone wealthier than my relatives and ancestors all combined decided to remake a huge website into a far right dumpster fire.

I wonder how many of my posts to social media throughout the years wind up being "I don't want to go to/be at work today"?

Coincidentally, I don't want to go to work today.

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Okay so this is the first time I've seen bits of "Fury," I missed it in the theaters, it seems pretty good. I think it's for the best I not watch it all the way through.

"Okay Biggs, Wedge, we're going in, we're going in full throttle."
"Luke at that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"
"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home."
*stomps accelerator*

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"Lord Vader, we count 30 ships but they're so small they're avoiding our turbolasers."
"They'll have to be destroyed ship to ship. Get the crews to their stations."

Image, fantasy humanoids 

Only one really finished today. Adventurers (human ranger, tabaxi rogue, elf wizard) ford a stream.

re: shitpost, transformation, memey Christmas music 

@chimerror CHIMMY NO

wwii, military detail 

Steve McQueen - The Great Escape (motorcycle scene) youtu.be/O-qHlz4hfak via @YouTube

I'd never noticed this before. At 1:56 the border guard requests his Ausweiss. But wouldn't more logically the request be for his Soldbuch/Wehrpass?

@frostwolf they won’t, it’ll just feel terrible for a while and then my responsibility will be completed and I can go home, find some lurid dolphin girl porn and jerk off. Or have tea or something.

We are now at the point of “meal with my parents” that I truly dislike, the angry during food prep/set up phase. When part of me expects to be snapped at any moment.

I’m going to actively defend the idea of drag story hour here (initially I didn’t see the point). Kids get to see an adult not just enjoy dressing up, but go through the trouble of dressing up special to read to *them*. That’s pretty affirming stuff. And it’s sad to see that under siege from a presentation of adults as self righteous angry voices eager to punish.

Fantasy humanoids, weapons, eye contact 

yesterday. Knights or heavy infantry advance into combat and a vampire with her minions.

My dad: “If there are ten Jews there are 11 synagogues, because one of them is the one nobody will be caught dead in.”
Me: “If there are ten Jews there are 8 synagogues, because two of ‘em left to start a sangha.”

THUNK ting ting
THUNK ting ting

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius there was an age of silly hats. And unto this, Conan! Destined to wear a phenomenally silly hat upon a troubled brow. It is I his haberdasher who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of hat adventure!

BA DOOM DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM

coyote yell along hour, all caps RAtM 

WHO CONTROLS THE PAST NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE!
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW CONTROLS THE PAST!
WHO CONTROLS THE PAST NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE!
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW
NOW TESTIFY!

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