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Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie because Die Hard happens *at* Christmas but Batman Returns is about the spirit of Christmas, isolation, social censure, and psych disorders.

Song lyrics, all caps, gender thoughts 

Keep her down, boiling water,
Keep her down, what a lovely daughter!
OH SHE IS NOT BORN LIKE OTHER GIRLS
But I know how to conceive her!
OH SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS
SHE’S A SNARL TOOTHED SEETHER, SEETHER!
INSTRUMENTAL!

It’s a gray cold day and I want American Spirits and maybe more coffee so it’s a good day to listen to Veruca Salt!

Turns out someone *did* do an 8 bit version of “Spybreak” but no 8 bit “Burly Brawl” or “Mona Lisa Overdrive” yet.

“You have my bow.”
“AND MY AXE!”
“… and your halitosis, and your snoring, and your off key dwarf ballads and…”
“Ye’er one to talk boyo, do they know how much ye clog the drain with long blond hairs and how you never replace the bog roll…”
“Guys! We haven’t left Rivendell yet!”

Has anyone ever explained drawing shadows and bounce light with “listen, and understand! That terminator is out there. It doesn’t know pity, or remorse. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, and it will not stop - ever! - until it wraps around the form!”

I swear I don’t play “Guillotine” just so I can shout LIBERTE FRATERNITE EGALITE! and hum La Marseillaise off key.

@Chip_Unicorn idk; I feel like that I fuck up, that some of the people invariably way better at whatever than me will be younger, and that since every generation has different experiences in a lot of ways the kids had it tougher than us, etc. I feel like people older than me usually have a lot of disdain for anyone younger.

Why is everyone I know younger than me? Oh that’s right, because most people older than me I can’t fucking stand…

re: about Ye and WWII 

@zebratron2084 and while I definitely have had my share of the real stuff, who can say how much of my mistreatment by my family is a holdover of some great grandparent or their parent getting fucked up emotionally?
And the secret masters thing; we aren’t a big group. It’s like trans folks; if you want to spew bile about Jews there’s little chance a Jew will be *around* to countermand them… and if you say anything you get dismissed as over sensitive, OR WORSE happens.

re: about Ye and WWII 

@zebratron2084 the thing about any marginalized group is its history is going to be made invisible even to itself, there are things about Jewish history I’m still learning. Very little of it is nice; our society talks like antisemitism was just Germany in the 30s/40s, but… my family came here because of a rash of pogroms from 1900-1905. Some of them had a Spanish name, they got kicked out after Isabella went back on her word and obliterated a centuries old subculture, etc.

@zebratron2084 Peggy might have some Toppi comics. But yeah cats are good. Thing about cats is that they’re adults where dogs are perma-puppies; a cat is a lot more likely to be their own person who’s cuddly/standoffish/likes you/hates tummy pets/etc. I think people just don’t get that there’s a lot more variety to personalities and they’re not all basically the same cat.

@zebratron2084 Sergio Toppi, a completely brilliant comic artist with no fear of exaggeration or abstract patterns. Also, he frequently did stories which weren’t about Europeans, he was fantastic at portraying ethnically diverse features. instagram.com/sergiotoppiart?i ought to be an okay sample for you to browse!

The drunken point where I get weepy about cats and need to make myself NOT drop $60+ on Toppi

@Cheff thankfully my friend is here to drive and I’ve now had enough food that I’m unlikely to think “hey free backhoe, I think I’ll give it a spin!”

In which coyote gets hammered entirely too easily and asks the restaurant for kwaizr… uh hashi… uh chopsticks!

I’ve got mead. Skal! All hail the mother of all Asgard horses.

An oatmeal stout on an empty stomach, what could go wrong with this plan?

Images, furry and fantasy, nudity, implied death 

So hey have a couple of - two pinup horse anthros and an ice dragon!

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