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coyote sing along hour, wrong holiday 

the zombies were having fun
the party had just begun
the guests included wolfman,
Dracula, and his son

coyote sing along hour, wrong holiday, all caps 

THE VIRGINAL BRIDES FILE PAST HIS TOMB
STREWN WITH TIME'S DEAD FLOWERS
BEREFT IN DEADLY BLOOM
ALONE IN A DARKENED ROOM
THE COUNT

but the popular show also inspired two sequels, Supongebobu Shippuden and Bunjspobu: SpongeBob Next Generations

Sean Bean: Burgers have no king. Burgers NEED no king.

TWO MOVIES LATER: Welcome to Burger Steward! May I take your order?

Capitalism; a batch of rich folks constantly trying to sell me GROWING MY BRAND which is insult on top of injury because my “brand” relies on things like having resources to improve skills and promote myself, and then surviving on artist income, both of which are LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE because similar rich folks constantly hike gas, food and housing prices.

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Capitalism; where you don’t find out about stuff people you relate to are selling, and you can’t afford it anyway because they just hiked your rent, gas and food, but hey you get a ton of ads for stuff you have no interest in.

Did Awoo just eat my PFP and background and stuff or is this something else?

vent 

@Oneironott congrats on whatever the thing was!

Quoting Raiders of the Lost Ark to the soundtrack last night gets me back to the strong suspicion I have ADHD. Especially where there’s soundtrack cues as a mnemonic I can remember movie dialogue fairly well, but that tapers off further through the movie as in most cases I lose interest in rewatching movies or replaying soundtracks and only get partway through.

* throws up the horns, headbangs, and chants "Nicht stoeren! NICHT STOEREN!" during the appropriate part of The Map Room music *

@kurgarru To be fair the Barbie movie is one of the first places I can think of seeing Ryan Gosling, and Ken sure reads as a very Ryan Reynolds character.

today, adventurers face traps. “This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archaeology, not to life and limb, although that does, sometimes, take place.”

Bathroom, complaining, crass 

Why is it, whenever I need to pee today, someone’s taking so much time in the bathroom it’s like they’re making Cecil B DeMille’s epic silent film, “America Takes a Massive Dump”?

@Kyresti don’t even know if you can get breakfast that late. I had such tunnel vision admittedly I didn’t even get radishes

Rain Dog boosted

one time i was breaking up with some jerkass guy i dated and he told me that i pissed him off so much he deleted my city off his weather app

new job ~-, drugs, background checks, credit checks 

@chimerror I feel like, in a few decades, everything we take for granted - the incredibly mean form of capitalism, the horrifying homophobic politics, the eager non response to global warming- will all be viewed as backwards and cruel, assuming it’s not completely covered up by historical revisionism.

new job ~-, drugs 

@chimerror best of luck - might really trying to flush with water work or do we know it doesn’t?

Fuck it. What sorta burrito is lunch?

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